Danny is the Chuck Norris of plastering

[fixit]

Giraffes were created when Danny uppercutted a horse.

 

[ChrispyUK]

Giraffes were created when Danny uppercutted a horse.

You've already won yourself a mug, don't get greedy

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Danny could stick to the ceiling for longer than unifinish.

 

[Stevieo]

Danny doesn't wear a watch.


HE decides what time it is.

 

[algeeman]

the real danny.....

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Danny doesn't need a mixer he uses his FIST

 

[Stevieo]

Danny doesn't need a mixer he uses his FIST

 

[cooptaza]

the real danny.....

Thats how Danny rolls into the building site at the time of his liking

 

[Marshy]

Some say he's offered to mix up for me in Hook near Hampshire for a day? I'm going to f**k him up lol @scottie5 I'l do you proud lol

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Some say he's offered to mix up for me in Hook near Hampshire for a day? I'm going to f**k him up lol @scottie5 I'l do you proud lol

Watch out for his mind control tricks and force field you might find yourself mixing up for him.... for free!

 

[Marshy]

Watch out for his mind control tricks and force field you might find yourself mixing up for him.... for free!

I'm going to f**k him up then more so in the pub afterward lol

 

[Marshy]

Ah ah ah

 

[Lastlaff]

This is how Danny travels. 'Look Jane, this is how I used to carry 8x4 plasterboard on site....I've still got it see'
'Ohh my hero, s**t, look Danny there's trouble ahead'
'Never fear Jane, I'll fight 1000 warriors for you'
'It's not 1000 warriors ahead its worse, its @gps and @flynnyman and there're discussing politics'
'WTF....by the power of the TPF carpet about turn and double speed'

 

[ChrispyUK]

Danny's certainly no mug, but Chrispy has no mug

 

[cooptaza]

Danny's certainly no mug, but Chrispy has no mug

I heard Danny shits TPF mugs

 

[vfr12]

 

[vfr12]

Danny on public roads

 

[Marshy]

Some say Danny likes cheesey bell end flakes for breakfast and can 5 in the pink and 6 in the stink with one hand

 

[Danny]

Some say Danny likes cheesey bell end flakes for breakfast and can 5 in the pink and 6 in the stink with one hand

 

[cooptaza]

Imagine chuck Norris landed on this site reading this thread. He be crapping himself if he met Danny

 

[Danny]

Imagine chuck Norris landed on this site reading this thread. He be crapping himself if he met Danny

lol

 

[Marshy]

Some say Danny elongated neck allows him to give himself oral pleasure whilst successfully juggling 5 pineapples at the same time

 

[Danny]

Some say Danny elongated neck allows him to give himself oral pleasure whilst successfully juggling 5 pineapples at the same time

THATS NOT A MYTH

 

[vfr12]

THATS NOT A MYTH

None of the above is

 

[Irish John]

None of the above is

Or so he would like to keep everyone believeing with his Jedie mind tricks

 

[Danny]

Or so he would like to keep everyone believeing with his Jedie mind tricks

lol