on't do the pissin in Finnish tho, I didnt fall for that one!!!!!!!!! Speeds up the settin time lol
Like you're thinkin lol
Or price the full ceiling and just skim half, more profitable
done right you did say,the right wat is to get 4 plasterers on the blow job claire
if the ceiling is about 20 square meters and you cant do it in one coz your not quick enough yet dont worry just get yourself a sponge trowel , if you dont already use one then you should , i swear by them , they give you extra time before you have finish it, what to do is mix your plaster up semi thick , this stops the plaster from slopping everywhere and you only need to one coat it , putting two coats on just wastes your time and makes the job take longer, once your thick first coat on flatten it out then knock up your second mix and coat the other side of the ceiling while the other half is drying, then flatten that in, once you have done that , the first half will be ready to sponge, (don`t worry if the plaster seems like its nearly gone off , this is what it is supposed to do when using a sponge , you will find it brings the plaster back to life)once the first half is sponged , take of the fat with your trowel(obviously
but be careful not to pull too much fat off while you do this, if you do just simply fill it back in with the glut off your trowel, do the same to the other side and you wont see a join ,because its all drying together , once all that is done go back to the starting point and polish in , but dont use water or a brush for this , just polish it in as its drying , but remember to brush your edges is in for a neat finish, me personally i could do it one no bother , but i`v been where you are now keep going and you`l get there , but remember the sponge is KING 
listen joins look crap when you do them , and to do a stairway in one is simple , just rest your ladders on the stair well its self all the way thru the mix , does`nt matter if it makes a hole were the ladders have been on your last polish fill the holes with stiff glut wait 20 minutes polish over holes , job done :RpS_cool:
Listen ................can you hear that?........that'd be you're missus screaming
