Do you do the lottery?

[gps]

@MakeItSmooth

a wise man once told me it was a tax on the thick

so @johniosaif definitely does

 

[tapit]

no

 

[Danny]

I may do it as and when but frankly I rather give the £2 a week to someone who needs it

 

[Olican]

As above fools tax

Woman on TV was a statistician..when they increased the ball pool years back she explained that you where something like 45milkion % more likely to be struck by lighting waiting in the queue than to win. Never bought a ticket since

The way it was described to was thus;
Walk into a shop buy a ticket but pick your own numbers and pick and then buy a lucky dip..
The odds of those two tickets being the same is the same as winning

 

[Olican]

Oh and to answer op; I always play

 

[gps]

I may do it as and when but frankly I rather give the £2 a week to someone who needs it

but you don’t lol

and that’s actually part of the point of the lottery you fool

 

[johniosaif]

Klf wasnt it, Didn’t they burn it on an island in Scotland.

Yes, they lived to regret it

 

[Stevieo]

Yes, they lived to regret it

No they didn't

 

[johniosaif]

No they didn't

Are you at a pantomime??

 

[gps]

a wise man once told me it was a tax on the thick

so @johniosaif definitely does

Oh and to answer op; I always play

makes sense lol

 

[johniosaif]

It's one if those things , if you see all.tye losses added up ,then it's "dumb" but we buy 'hope'

 

[Complete]

I worked for a guy who burnt a million pounds as an anti capitalism statement

What’s wrong with capitalism?

 

[Danny]

but you don’t lol

and that’s actually part of the point of the lottery you fool

Do I not? Glad your on top of my finances for me

 

[gps]

Do I not? Glad your on top of my finances for me

No, and not a problem

 

[Stevieo]

Do I not? Glad your on top of my finances for me

Don't take that Dan.

Do im Dan . Banish im.

 

[markyspread]

There justified and their ancient and they drive an ice cream van !

 

[gps]

There justified and their ancient and they drive an ice cream van !

and are skint

 

[markyspread]

Thats what they want you to believe, mr drummond has the rights to their back catalouge so still got an income
prob more than us

 

[Stevieo]

and are skint

That's what you think knobhead. Ice cream men are loaded.

Duncan bannatyne was an ice cream man

 

[Casper]

Don't take that Dan.

Do im Dan . Banish im.

And while you’re at it......

 

[gps]

That's what you think knobhead. Ice cream men are loaded.

Duncan bannatyne was an ice cream man

indeed he was, it’s not just men who sell ice cream btw

 

[Stevieo]

And while you’re at it......

Yeah while you're at it, banish casper.

Do im Dan

 

[Stevieo]

It's one if those things , if you see all.tye losses added up ,then it's "dumb" but we buy 'hope'

No we don't

 

[johniosaif]

No we don't

Yes we do , " they're behind you"

 

[Casper]

Yeah while you're at it, banish casper.

Do im Dan

You’re lucky you’re still here. I begged Danny to let you stay.

 

[windy]

That's what you think knobhead. Ice cream men are loaded.

Duncan bannatyne was an ice cream man

Read his autobiography years back
Made his real money in property/ care homes

 

[hector]

The way it was described to was thus;
Walk into a shop buy a ticket but pick your own numbers and pick and then buy a lucky dip..
The odds of those two tickets being the same is the same as winning

similair thing, described to me as
buy ticket at 4pm on day of lottery
more chance of having a heart attack then winning it,
but bottom line is , ican see and agree with all these explanations, but still do it

 

[bares]

played lottery few times

 

[carys]

@MakeItSmooth

Yes it my pension!

 

[jamesthefirst]

My dad asked my brother ”what you doing about a pension?” He replied “ Lucky dip!”

 

[Wayners]

I know a few winners. Not all the jackpot but a tidy sum. I play when I I'm in the mood with app. You never know.

Remember one winner saying they come home and the son wrote the numbers in the TV guide magazine (remember them) they just thought yeah right. That's my numbers so went to bed not falling for the wind up. Following morning they looked and had 5 numbers and the bonus ball. Jackpot...

Another winner just disappeared. Apparently they were advised to lay low but they never went to work. Mate who was the boss went around house and phoned and even was considering getting the police as employee just vanished. Eventually tracked them down (chance encounter at supermarket) and they just said they were not coming back to work but would not say why. Turned out they won the lottery. Was a nightmare for company as they needed staff or some idea what was happening.

I know of 3 others but not directly so there are winners

 

[smoother09]

Tell that to c**ts who have won it..can only win if you buy a ticket

U thick as f**k why pretend to be a old man its blatantly obvious your lurpack what a sad c**t!

 

[Monkey Boy]

U thick as f**k why pretend to be a old man its blatantly obvious your lurpack what a sad c**t!

Apparently I’m lirpak

 

[smoother09]

Apparently I’m lirpak

No you are not but I do know that @Vincey is actually @Danny ! They will deny this but I have video footage of them mutating!

 

[MakeItSmooth]

No you are not but I do know that @Vincey is actually @Danny ! They will deny this but I have video footage of them mutating!