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[JessThePlasterer]

Couldn't give a f**k if I'm grey. ....all that concerns me is if I end up with a stupid slap head receding hairline. Then it's definitely shave

You know it’s women that carry the bald gene apparently. So you have to look at your ma’s father or grandfather to see if you’ll go bald.

Anyway who gives a f**k. People put way too much stock in appearance

 

[The Hobo]

You know it’s women that carry the bald gene apparently. So you have to look at your ma’s father or grandfather to see if you’ll go bald.

Anyway who gives a f**k. People put way too much stock in appearance

most men shave their heads these days any way

 

[martinemj]

Welcome to the forum

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Welcome to the forum

Oh yeah.... lol

So vans right?

 

[Retired Spread]

Being from Brum there everywhere but I dodge them the best I can

Lurpaks ego's that fuuckin big i'm surprised you can get any work around Brum pal.

 

[smoother09]

As hobo says if you don't drive a VW your a f**k**g bellend! Welcome along

 

[essexandy]

You know it’s women that carry the bald gene apparently. So you have to look at your ma’s father or grandfather to see if you’ll go bald.

Anyway who gives a f**k. People put way too much stock in appearance

Says the not pretty sister.

 

[smoother09]

Says the not pretty sister.

And the least favourite I expect.

 

[essexandy]

And the least favourite I expect.

Her sister is a lovely person, and pretty I'm reliably informed.

 

[smoother09]

Her sister is a lovely person, and pretty I'm reliably informed.

I've also heard this how come we get lumbered with the other one that nobody remembers!!

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Says the not pretty sister.

And the least favourite I expect.

So mean. You’ve cut me deep, and you know what a sensitive soul I am!

 

[smoother09]

So mean. You’ve cut me deep, and you know what a sensitive soul I am!

Luv ya really I'm sure you're Better at lots of things your sister can't do

 

[essexandy]

So mean. You’ve cut me deep, and you know what a sensitive soul I am!

Nicely trimmed beard Jess, or have you had one too many facelifts?

 

[essexandy]

Luv ya really I'm sure you're Better at lots of things your sister can't do

Crikey that's going to be some brainteaser for a Sunday.

 

[smoother09]

Crikey that's going to be some brainteaser for a Sunday.

What Jess thinking what she's better at than the hot educated one!

 

[essexandy]

What Jess thinking what she's better at than the hot educated one!

I know for a fact that the pretty one is better at rendering and screeding. Almost certainly float and set too. Actually skimming, cornice, ceiling rose manufacture and tacking as well.

 

[smoother09]

I know for a fact that the pretty one is better at rendering and screeding. Almost certainly float and set too. Actually skimming, cornice, ceiling rose manufacture and tacking as well.

I'm out your digging your own grave here!! Sorry @JessThePlasterer he made me say it peer pressure your my favourite put some pics up of your sister and he'll stop!

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Well this has been amusing gents! I’m not posting pics of my sister! Not adding to anyone’s wank banks! It’s a holy day!

 

[essexandy]

Well this has been amusing gents! I’m not posting pics of my sister! Not adding to anyone’s wank banks! It’s a holy day!

Oh Jessica you know I'm only playing with you. You're way better at cornice and ceiling rose manufacture, your sister doesn't touch fibrous.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Oh Jessica you know I'm only playing with you. You're way better at cornice and ceiling rose manufacture, your sister doesn't touch fibrous.

Actually you’re wrong! Lol! You could technically say she does fibrous all day long! She makes casts of legs , feet, backs etc! She always has casting plaster on her! And she has all the same small tools as me! She fixes/helps children walk/be more comfortable with her skills though...... so she’s still kind of winning

 

[essexandy]

Actually you’re wrong! Lol! You could technically say she does fibrous all day long! She makes casts of legs , feet, backs etc! She always has casting plaster on her! And she has all the same small tools as me! She fixes/helps children walk/be more comfortable with her skills though...... so she’s still kind of winning

So she's beautiful, highly skilled, does an incredibly important job and is a thoroughly nice person, your parents must be very proud of her. What is it you do again?

 

[Stevieo]

Actually you’re wrong! Lol! You could technically say she does fibrous all day long! She makes casts of legs , feet, backs etc! She always has casting plaster on her! And she has all the same small tools as me! She fixes/helps children walk/be more comfortable with her skills though...... so she’s still kind of winning

Does she do hands?

 

[JessThePlasterer]

So she's beautiful, highly skilled, does an incredibly important job and is a thoroughly nice person, your parents must be very proud of her. What is it you do again?

Ah yes but I have done plenty of plastering for my folks, free of charge of course. They are yet to have need of their limbs cast!

I’m probably their favourite child now that I think about it... even if Robyn was planned and I wasn’t..... guess they just struck lucky with me!

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Does she do hands?

Nope!

 

[Stevieo]

Nope!

Fat lesbian

 

[essexandy]

Ah yes but I have done plenty of plastering for my folks, free of charge of course. They are yet to have need of their limbs cast!

I’m probably their favourite child now that I think about it... even if Robyn was planned and I wasn’t..... guess they just struck lucky with me!

Eh?

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Eh?

Ssh ssshhh it’s ok Andrew, you’re just a bit old and confused is all. It’s ok, have you had your mug of cocoa? It is past bedtime.. hugs n stuff