Ha! I don't take offence easily. At least not unless it's intentional and the like. But I'm more likely to offer a virtual kick in the balls than get upset about it. I always thought guys were less bitchy than girls til i worked on a building site
is that what we're calling it now?!I do that , it's called Cranking
Cranking to the crymax
that's some power behind that torrent!!
Where is that? Asking for a friend....
Ppffffft as if! There’s no competition at all....... Bel does lime, cornice and heritage work...... I re-skim rooms!
There's absolutely no competition. Bella is the best female members we have by a country mile.
Badly?Ppffffft as if! There’s no competition at all....... Bel does lime, cornice and heritage work...... I re-skim rooms!
Nothing a belt sander can’t fix!
We can have our own girls club.Ppffffft as if! There’s no competition at all....... Bel does lime, cornice and heritage work...... I re-skim rooms!
that's only cos i'm being polite. I'm not tooooo rude until you know me better.
Im thinking your guna fit in just fine here
Oh just call him a t**t and be done with it! Like ripping off a plaster!
@John j think zombies been taking his meds again?
Wouldn't it be better to send something that went pretty manky in the post.. like tomatoes, without any padding? Spuds are pretty durable.Oh just call him a t**t and be done with it! Like ripping off a plaster!
That’s the first step. The next is sending him potatoes in the post with c u next tuesday lovingly written upon them
Isn’t that right @essexandy ?
Yeah were out lockdown so he can get back in garage
And the worst bit is knowing there’s probably still a little bit left on your boots..... even though you cleaned them... scrubbed them even.... there’ll be traces, oh yesWouldn't it be better to send something that went pretty manky in the post.. like tomatoes, without any padding? Spuds are pretty durable.
Talking about manky.. I'm working on a tiny farm cottage at the minute. One of the cats had brought a dead mouse to the door. I pointed it out to the guy I work with and we agreed we would sweep it into the rubble sack after coffee. I grab the mugs, head out of the door, paying no attention to what I'm doing. "Crunch", I hear, and even through my new safety boots, I felt the pressure give way. "Oh fuc**ty fu*k waffle. No no no". He comes back around the corner.. "have you just.....?!!".
Yup. Guts everywhere, bones obliterated. Stuck in to the treads of my boot.
Worst bit was when he swept it up (I couldn't bring myself to), the head was about a foot away. I'd literally popped its head off. I'm pretty fond of mice so I was gutted.
Cheers Jess.. I thought my dog was just happy to see meAnd the worst bit is knowing there’s probably still a little bit left on your boots..... even though you cleaned them... scrubbed them even.... there’ll be traces, oh yes
So was the mouse.Wouldn't it be better to send something that went pretty manky in the post.. like tomatoes, without any padding? Spuds are pretty durable.
Talking about manky.. I'm working on a tiny farm cottage at the minute. One of the cats had brought a dead mouse to the door. I pointed it out to the guy I work with and we agreed we would sweep it into the rubble sack after coffee. I grab the mugs, head out of the door, paying no attention to what I'm doing. "Crunch", I hear, and even through my new safety boots, I felt the pressure give way. "Oh fuc**ty fu*k waffle. No no no". He comes back around the corner.. "have you just.....?!!".
Yup. Guts everywhere, bones obliterated. Stuck in to the treads of my boot.
Worst bit was when he swept it up (I couldn't bring myself to), the head was about a foot away. I'd literally popped its head off. I'm pretty fond of mice so I was gutted.
Might steal some of Alf’s kids and then it can be like mumsnet!!
If I identify as carla-the-plasterer, can I join?
Thought you.d retired
Depends.. how good do you look in a dress? If it's better than me, then no, you can fek off
No you can't do that. I haven't got any, so I'd have to steal some too.. and that could just look a bit suspicious. Although mumsnet does have some gems on it.. loved the "do you dunk your penis?" thread.Might steal some of Alf’s kids and then it can be like mumsnet!!
not from s*x swapping I haven't
