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had to pull a ceiling down today and amongst all the laths/rubbish etc was a fag packet with a picture of a sailor on the front and inside 4 cigarettes, got me thinking whats the story here you would not throw away 4 cigarettes today , never mind all those years ago,has the apprentice lost them ,think of the bollocking he must have got or is it the plasterer himself sadly i will never know, but in all the years i have been plastering i have never found anything valuable ,old newspapers which are intresting to read,occasionaly a coin or postcard , some old tools , anybody found anything valuable/intrest.:RpS_mellow:
 
I found a construction journal from the 1930's in a soffit when I pulled a ceiling down on a job last year. It was full of adverts promoting the likes of asbestos panels and lead paint.
 
Newspaper, coins,tools, porn mag, pulled down a plasterboard ceilin once only to find whoever had sheeted it previously had stuffed their offcuts in the spaces between the joists, :RpS_cursing:
 
we found polaroids of a bloke dressing up in women underear handcuffs etc and a dildo up his arse! honest truth.it was taken same qm we were doing.gloves on after that
 
Old coins, old newspapers, dead rats & dead mice.
Oh & a puddle of cat piss & s**t on one ceiling me & my mate ripped down went all over us!! :RpS_mad:
She said a while back their cat got under the floorboards under the bath when the panel was off, so they had to cut a piece of board off the staircase wall to get him out.
But they never boarded it back up so the cat had been going through it & walking around on the ceilings & sleeping under the bath against the warm pipes, (you could see all the cat hairs on the pipes)
So it had been pissing & shitting on the ceiling!!
So when we pulled the kitchen ceiling down :-0
 
when i was about 18 and doing some agency work to get by (a removal firm) we was moving a school and in the grounds there was an old classroom that no one had been in for years and i found a big folder full of news paper mags and some other stuff from 1966 world cup, it must have been a school lads/girls work project:RpS_thumbsup:
 
Pulled down a ceiling the other day and found this fat bloke. He said in a northern accent that his name was Smithy and that he'd been up there for six years living off meat and potato sandwiches whilst trying to mend the holes in his shoes . when i asked him why he said that he was hiding from some bloke called Bennion.:RpS_confused:
 
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dust and more dust old gas mask, air wardens helment, porm. air pistol, and so the list goes on.
 
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I'm saving them for the book instead now :RpS_thumbup:
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you go for it bubbles get that book written,then a film followed by a musical,2 books sold already to me and beddy theres no stopping you, will you still talk to us all when you are a millionaire still plastering,
 
white van helsing, the transporter van, snow white and the seven perverts, the talented mr. bubbles, the smurfs, escape from alcasite, a northern werewolf in london, hope you remember me in your acceptance speech when you win the nobel literature prize for this book, get in touch with that lloyd webber bloke for your musical bubbles all best hector
 
hector said:
white van helsing, the transporter van, snow white and the seven perverts, the talented mr. bubbles, the smurfs, escape from alcasite, a northern werewolf in london, hope you remember me in your acceptance speech when you win the nobel literature prize for this book, get in touch with that lloyd webber bloke for your musical bubbles all best hector
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you want to stop drinking this early in the day hector
 
i can pretty much trump most stories on what we found, we once found a live grenade

back in my plastering days we were pulling an old lath ceiling down in a cottage we were renovating, as as well as all the shite and dust , this stick thing fell down near one of us labourers, he goes whats that i goes i aint sure he picks it up [it was a german stick grenade, they dont look like a traditional grenade, a stick with a ball on the end.] we then noticed german markings on it any how puts it to one side and carried on. anyhow later in day an old boy on the job a sparky comes running into another room 'get the f**k out of here sharpish'in a mad panic, we though it was a gas leak or something, goes out side turns out hes a bit of a military buff and recognised it a as a german stick grenade that hadnt been used. long stary short we called in the bomb squad to deternate it.
so wed been working all day above a room with a live granade in, after a bit of reasearch turns out, the former fella that lived there had seen service in ww2 and must have picked it up in combat, the mad old bugger and stashed it under his floor so his missus or something didnt find it
 
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