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dan can we have an agony aunt section a dear alan section, where we write to him if were worried that our best friend is goin to go carzy cos we slept with his mum
 
bubbles65 said:
He obviously thinks you 'stole' from him by using the van - bit of a hard attitude, but that's his way of thinking and he sounds a bitter bloke. You must have made his day by ringing him for work, something you could have guessed if he's such a c**t.
Anyhow the way to think of this on a professional level is that the bloke taught you your trade and you can be grateful for that as he has given you the means to make a living. If you want to get one up on him on a personal level that's up to you, but if you wait long enough, things happen (karma?)..........In the meantime whenever you're thinking about all of this just have a little chuckle to yourself about how he must be kicking himself for giving you the means to compete against him. :RpS_thumbup: Uncle Alan x

Next week: My missus doesn't understand me.
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Dear Uncle Alan.
Spunky has revealed to me that Irish has unmentionable desires of my body. It might be love or lust how do you advise I handle the situation
 
Dear uncle Alan,

Every morning i wake up with a hard lump lifting up my blanket.
What is the best way to stop the swelling?
I asked my wife to rub it with some cream but she told me to feck off :-0
Please help!!

Lee.
 
Nisus said:
Dear uncle Alan,

Every morning i wake up with dampness rising up my blanket.
What is the best way to stop sweating?
I asked my wife to inject it with some cream to stop it rising. Please help!!

Lee.
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The condition you remark on could be due to many circumstances and if you suggest the sweating theory you could end up in court being sued. I would suggest you get your wife to sign a contract saying that she also sweats, maybe not profusely nbut enough to cause dampness issues. I would also recommend use wear plastic underwear to diminish the damp issues and Get her to wear similar panties.
I would also suggest you shut the windows at night to stop dampness invading your dwelling and to suggest alternative entry points for father Christmas. I would advise you to appoint a local damp proofing engineer (you can resource one in the rising damp engineer section in your local yellow pages ). If this does not work I suggest you get a faith healer to throw fairy dust down your chimney (make sure this doesn't have a vent in it to comply with regulations, but make sure it's injected with all the latest stuff)

Steve
 
dmplastering said:
I doubt they are as sad am me coming on here! Lol.

I don't know, I just hate arrogant, ignorant pr1cks who think that they are the only one allowed work. I remember when. Worked for him he didn't let me do any of my own work at the weekends or nights. The one time. Remember him giving me my tools to work one night, he dropped me off 10minutes from my house. I had to walk all the way with my tools, gorilla tub, buckets, hawk and my peace bag. Haha.
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how the s**t can he stop ya doin ya own work at weekends etc ??
 
Because he put me through my time and bought me all my tools to begin with. I had to go out. And buy myself a whole new set just to keep at home for weekends. Boy was I hard done by:RpS_crying:
 
just has long has you dont wamk eeerrrrr i mean wake up with a lump in your back things will be ok :rolleyes)
 
Not interested in his contracts, Have my own client base, but thanks for the advice. I'm not intestwd in sabotaging any his work or damaging his property/vechicles. Just want to put him back in his place. Love the idea of shitting in his door handle and filming it but it will have to be when the labourer is on holiday. If I do do this I will be sure to upload to YouTube for everyone's amusement.

s**t on the door handle is called criminal damage by Mr Plod.
Suggesting and advising under the guise of banter to do the same etc etc is called incitement to commit a crime
Discussing with others etc etc on the internet is conspiracy to commit a crime
Raping dogs this a new one. I haven't heard of this before but I concede that a fair number deserve it. In the civilised world outside the Plasterers Forum I am convinced that this will be frowned on - I strongly suggest you and Spunky resist any urges you have in this direction.
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Plod luckily is too busy pursuing motorists, protecting illegal immigrants, failing to stop terrorism and arguing for more money for overpaid under-performers and suggesting cannabis farms are the responsibility of environmental health - to notice whats happening here. However just in case that over the border the supervisors of law and order are watching us I can state categorically that all the advice you have had is building banter of a tongue in cheek nature and you must only do legal things and things which you would like others do to you.​
 
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So slie what kind of thing are YOU thinking of???? did he pay you a shite wage? why did you want to work weekends anyway??
 
Ungratefull little shite is the best word to describe you, he has given you a skill that will stay with you for life which you can pass onto your apprentice then you will see how hard it is. Bite your lip get your own work and stop moanin, you will be surprised how things turn out in the end. Dont waste your energy worrying about him just get on with your own stuff. xxxx
 
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Danny can you please have a word about all the 'X' kisses its starting to look like a G** club:RpS_scared:
 
sliemasteve said:
Dear Uncle Alan.
Spunky has revealed to me that Irish has unmentionable desires of my body. It might be love or lust how do you advise I handle the situation
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Have you thought about KY jelly?........I've heard it may make for easier access if it's love. However if it's lust and he wants to 'surprise' you I would recommend carrying a rape alarm at all times and an orange for a gag :RpS_thumbup:
 
Nisus said:
Dear uncle Alan,

Every morning i wake up with a hard lump lifting up my blanket.
What is the best way to stop the swelling?
I asked my wife to rub it with some cream but she told me to feck off :-0
Please help!!

Lee.
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Lee, I've heard life can be tough on the inside & it certainly sounds like you're sharing a cell with some kind of lunatic or possibly a predatory s*x offender. The best way to stop the swelling is to let him have his way then he won't beat you about so much. See my earlier post for the best advice on 'man-love'
I'm sure your wife has better things to do on her prison visits. Good luck :RpS_thumbup:
 
flynnyman said:
Ungratefull little shite is the best word to describe you, he has given you a skill that will stay with you for life which you can pass onto your apprentice then you will see how hard it is. Bite your lip get your own work and stop moanin, you will be surprised how things turn out in the end. Dont waste your energy worrying about him just get on with your own stuff. xxxx
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Ungrateful?
you know nothing about me mate. I gave him 6 good years and was fully committed to my work and his company until he treated me the way he did. I was left in charge of 2apprentices, another tradesman and a labourer while he sat on his fat arse all day.it's not as if the pay was great, £270 a week, once I was out my time!!
i don't have an apprentice at the mo, and probably won't be taking one on unless I expand. At the moment I don't have time to stand back and teach someone the trade
 
Kneecapping out of the question?no seriously, would just prove him wrong mate and work your arse off and get a better rep than him.
 
i could be wrong but reading between the lines i would say dmplastering that you are very bitter,my advice is do nothing ,smile at him in the street, be nice , be polite ,as and when you do bump into him say hello make small talk etc, and always remember what goes round comes round, karma, all other advice on this thread although well intentioned and tounge in cheek,is just going to get you into trouble with the police,which ultimately means police record,loss of buisness etc,and will just upset you and your family more, seriously do nothing take my advice,as mentioned earlier smile at him talk to him etc, but most important what goes round comes round, all the best hector.
 
life is short, don't waiste your time and energy even thinking about people on this level...remember ONLY insecure people want power and control over others. spend your time on your things, success is the best form of revenge my friend
 
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