External dot & dab

[Nisus]

My mate wants the outside of his house rendered it's an end terrace
he wants a clean crisp finish!
but said he doesn't trust my shaky hands after I've been on the p i s s ;D

So what I'm thinking of is:

1) pva bare brick walls outside
2) dab MR boards on the old brickwork with sbr mixed in with the dabs
3) waterproof duct tape on the joints
4) brush sbr slurry all over
5) skim with a cement & water mix with no sand
6) spongefloat to a flatish finish.

This way he will get a flat finish on his crappy Walls.

 

[Render Systems]

no way mate... put a nice monocouche on its a doddle

 

[Nisus]

no way mate... put a nice monocouche on its a doddle

monocouche is French for onecoat
not a lotta people Know that!
;D ;D ;D ;D

 

[Nisus]

He wants a buttermilk colour aswell so I said I'd just bang in some buttermilk masonry paint into the cement & water mix for skimming the external MR boards, but I'll just reduce the amount of water.
Then scrape back 3days later.

Top job!

 

[pwi]

is you taking thee piss or have you just been on the loopy juice again ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

[pftmonojetman]

Newky Broon talk good man ;D ;D ;D

 

[Nisus]

Neither I don't drink on a Sunday it's my day of rest from the booze :
my mate told me what he wants me to do & they say the customer is always rite ;D

 

[pwi]

in that case bash on ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

[Nisus]

Oh wait a minute I have been drinking I forgot,
you see I suffer from memory loss problems,
the disease I suffer from is called errm oh I forgot!

 

[murplastering]

just wallpaper it itll last longer, see I like beer too

 

[Render Systems]

put a coloured mono on then no paint required... also if you were going to use s and c then just put feb colour into the mix... but mono is much better saves farting on

 

[del]

My mate wants the outside of his house rendered it's an end terrace
he wants a clean crisp finish!
but said he doesn't trust my shaky hands after I've been on the p i s s ;D

So what I'm thinking of is:

1) pva bare brick walls outside
2) dab MR boards on the old brickwork with sbr mixed in with the dabs
3) waterproof duct tape on the joints
4) brush sbr slurry all over
5) skim with a cement & water mix with no sand
6) spongefloat to a flatish finish.

This way he will get a flat finish on his crappy Walls.

Hope ya gonna give it 2 coats, and scrim the joints as well !.........Give him a proper job ;D ;D

 

[irish_spread]

I live in Ilford, Essex. I've seen the locals bond n skim outsides :

 

[skimmin2day]

Im sure it will be fine if u use WBA