FIRST TIME PLASTERING HAVE MERCY !!!

[PAKMAN898]

Sorry mun


First one dem animal

Second one dem fulla ya roond


Turd is lak a train, dat run and dee laan - wi da people




Ya get me


Blud cla
Chai

Let me tell you something it’s a secrete between me and you , your not as funny as you think shush don’t tell anyone

 

[PAKMAN898]

Apology accepted Pak. My little mind is quite often boggled on this forum by people like yourself, but I'll survive.
"I thought I'd give it a go - why not" because you don't have the skill set to do so, quite clearly. It's just f**k**g up one wall for no good reason. If you've had decent spreads in why didn't you ask them to appraise your skimming?
Anyway do yourself a favour and don't listen to anything @JessThePlasterer tells you, he's absolutely clueless, nice enough, but clueless.

Apology accepted Pak. My little mind is quite often boggled on this forum by people like yourself, but I'll survive.
"I thought I'd give it a go - why not" because you don't have the skill set to do so, quite clearly. It's just f**k**g up one wall for no good reason. If you've had decent spreads in why didn't you ask them to appraise your skimming?
Anyway do yourself a favour and don't listen to anything @JessThePlasterer tells you, he's absolutely clueless, nice enough, but clueless.

Mate I’m a bricklayer by trade we build walls every day so in my mind I said let’s give it a go because guess what live a little, why not , let’s see what happens (Have you ever heard of DIY?) I thought to myself if It comes up sh*t I’ll tell the plasters just skim over it, OOHHH and guess what once painted it came out alright maybe plastering isn’t to hard??? lets be honest here ANDY your just a angry man who thinks he’s funny who probably isn’t getting enough work to pay his bills your Mrs is tired of looking at your face all day so you come on here to mock people and let his frustration out, and some of your fellow plasters laugh along with you most likely in the same situation this then gives you some sort of ego

SAD really but oh well

we get it Andy your a skilled plasterer who is better than everyone so we should all shut our mouths and bow down and worship you


Well I hope this finds you take care and have a lovely day

P.s tell the Mrs I said hello

 

[Stewie03]

You upset??? get a grip mate grown man crying

Do you want to be dry bummed you slag

 

[bobski]

Let me tell you something it’s a secrete between me and you , your not as funny as you think shush don’t tell anyone

What's a secrete?

 

[essexandy]

What's a secrete?

It's a cross between a secret and concrete, a really hard secret to keep.

 

[essexandy]

Mate I’m a bricklayer by trade we build walls every day so in my mind I said let’s give it a go because guess what live a little, why not , let’s see what happens (Have you ever heard of DIY?) I thought to myself if It comes up sh*t I’ll tell the plasters just skim over it, OOHHH and guess what once painted it came out alright maybe plastering isn’t to hard??? lets be honest here ANDY your just a angry man who thinks he’s funny who probably isn’t getting enough work to pay his bills your Mrs is tired of looking at your face all day so you come on here to mock people and let his frustration out, and some of your fellow plasters laugh along with you most likely in the same situation this then gives you some sort of ego

SAD really but oh well

we get it Andy your a skilled plasterer who is better than everyone so we should all shut our mouths and bow down and worship you


Well I hope this finds you take care and have a lovely day

P.s tell the Mrs I said hello

Oh a bricklayer, why didn't you say so at the beginning?

 

[Stevieo]

Mate I’m a bricklayer by trade we build walls every day so in my mind I said let’s give it a go because guess what live a little, why not , let’s see what happens (Have you ever heard of DIY?) I thought to myself if It comes up sh*t I’ll tell the plasters just skim over it, OOHHH and guess what once painted it came out alright maybe plastering isn’t to hard??? lets be honest here ANDY your just a angry man who thinks he’s funny who probably isn’t getting enough work to pay his bills your Mrs is tired of looking at your face all day so you come on here to mock people and let his frustration out, and some of your fellow plasters laugh along with you most likely in the same situation this then gives you some sort of ego

SAD really but oh well

we get it Andy your a skilled plasterer who is better than everyone so we should all shut our mouths and bow down and worship you


Well I hope this finds you take care and have a lovely day

P.s tell the Mrs I said hello

@essexandy makes loads of money.

He squeezes the bollix of the poor and put them out when they can't pay.

 

[Stevieo]

Tram line are when you don't iron the creases in your denims properly and have two instead of one sharp.
I think shadow lines are when a tranny forgets to shave.

Denims?

Ain't been no denims for centuries

 

[Brimstone]

Thank you bud,
finally someone who is willing to answer without trying to be a professional comedian

We are all comedians on here, it's what keeps us alledgedly sane (ish). If you can't take the banter you won't make it

 

[Brimstone]

It's a cross between a secret and concrete, a really hard secret to keep.

Better not tell a politician then, or a bricklayer apparently

 

[essexandy]

@essexandy makes loads of money.

He squeezes the bollix of the poor and put them out when they can't pay.

Thank you for those kind words Stevie baby.

 

[bobski]

We are all comedians on here, it's what keeps us alledgedly sane (ish). If you can't take the banter you won't make it

Not cut out

Full of s**t


Reckons it painted well

But comes out with some s**t,

If it painted well - who would've come out with cat, trams and shadows.....?

Shpill !




Someone complaining!

 

[Steve Brown]

Denims?

Ain't been no denims for centuries

Late 90's if memory serves me correctly.
Working dress with a OG combat shirt, short sleeve order in the summer months was the most comfortable rig.