Full of s**t
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smoother09
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Awesome!!! 
smoother09
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Still not quite got the hang of the old as time Knock Knock joke! It's Knock Knock........ who's there!!!!!! Otherwise you just sound like a drunken idiot talking jiberish
smoother09
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I'm just thinking about what I'm having for lunch when I finish
nice easy one for Friday! Mmmmm and the rest of the week for that matter! I am working sat though gotta make up my wages this per metre is killing me
algeeman
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algeeman
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Still not quite got the hang of the old as time Knock Knock joke! It's Knock Knock........ who's there!!!!!! Otherwise you just sound like a drunken idiot talking jiberish
Still pished mate lol
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Starting a new build today, probably 3 sets a day for the next 2 weeks to get it done as I haven't allowed enough time. Really can't be f**k*d with this after 2 weeks all inclusive in Greece
lurpak
Artex Boy
algeeman
It’s A Boy
I need an early morning pint mate.
Taking nippers to school then heading for breakfast at weathersooons
Just need to hide the van somewhere lol
smoother09
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All day sesh get on it!!!!
algeeman
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algeeman
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Dumped van on beach ....
Got loads of girls looking at me giggling and flirting.
Wish they'd fuuck off and let me drink in peace lol
algeeman
It’s A Boy
Nice fanny on beach, but boss with me so I got shades on with head facing 1 way eyes the other so she don't twig me perving
WOOOO FUUUUUCKKKIIINNGGGG HOOOOOOOOOO
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McBentLegs
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On the subject of customers boarding..
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Cockney
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Pfft! What an abomination! It’s funny how some people think we’ve got magic wands instead of trowels mate.
essexandy
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You're not f**k**g wanted, stay where you are! Besides the fresh air would probably kill you.
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Christ, I'll think myself lucky with my job now
Djr
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What a pile of shite . The bulgarians on site are just a bit worse than that lol
McBentLegs
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Djr
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Oh I know plenty of them aswell rough c**ts
lurpak
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I'm just thinking about what I'm having for lunch when I finish
Hard day for me today. 4 walls. Well, half walls. Home by 11am. Nearly posted a picture of the cash like you but remembered the tax mans following @John j
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I hate it when they won't take the radiator off. You know they don't really care about the quality of the job. I put on 7 bags today, qualified from school boy bitch up to reasonable skimmer. I'll go for 10 Monday to get up to the next level
lurpak
Artex Boy
Had to walk from a job recently as he boarded the ceiling himself. It was like a piano. I said , you’ve missed all the joists.
“What’s a joist?”
Bye.
But also skimmed a kitchen that the customer (engineer) boarded and it was perfect
Cockney
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Knock that cone off that c**ts roof! That would agg the f**k out of me mate.
lurpak
Artex Boy
I won’t touch rads Incase i flood the house. Not worth the risk. Plasterer not plumber. I can skim right behind em tho. 1 and a half bags that was lol.
lurpak
Artex Boy
He’s up north mate, a cones the least of his worries