Full of s**t

[tapit]

cue homoephobic racist jokes

 

[paulf]

is haggis scottish f****t?

No.

 

[Olican]

is haggis scottish f****t?

No f****t is English Haggis

 

[paulf]

Neeps n tatties , little drizzle of whiskey sauce..that's it I'm getting some haggis tomorrow

Most butchers up here do their own haggis, just a matter of finding a favourite. Shop bought ones aren't the same not all terrible just a bit bland.

 

[tapit]

So whats white pudding, irish f****t?

 

[tapit]

no Graham norten puns please.

 

[paulf]

So whats white pudding, irish f****t?

No it's black pudding thats been left out in the sun.

 

[Olican]

Most butchers up here do their own haggis, just a matter of finding a favourite. Shop bought ones aren't the same not all terrible just a bit bland.

Agree, they need loads of extra seasoning. My mum makes homemade Lorne sausage tastes better than anything I can get from butchers. Square slice brown sauce, splash of Worcester in a floury bap. Grrrrrr

 

[paulf]

Next it's stovies and clootie dumplings for afters.

 

[lurpak]

Clootie dumplings?

Clootie isn’t your pet dog, is he?

 

[paulf]

Agree, they need loads of extra seasoning. My mum makes homemade Lorne sausage tastes better than anything I can get from butchers. Square slice brown sauce, splash of Worcester in a floury bap. Grrrrrr

Square sausage up here, a roll an sausage with fried onions with tomato sauce mmmmmm.

 

[paulf]

Clootie dumplings?

Clootie isn’t your pet dog, is he?

No mate, its this.

Clootie - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[tapit]

Up the jocks!

 

[lurpak]

Up the jocks!

Ever heard of a cupboard? Or are the doors taped shut

 

[John j]

No f****t is English Haggis

Load of b*ll***s

 

[tapit]

Ever heard of a cupboard? Or are the doors taped shut

need condiment cupboard

 

[paulf]

Load of b*ll***s

Offal

 

[John j]

Offal

Bouts in Scotland you from

 

[paulf]

Bouts in Scotland you from

Grimsby.

 

[smoother09]

Like eating a pigs arsehole!! Were do I begin!!

 

[John j]

Grimsby.

Thought so . Just no decent places in Scotland

 

[paulf]

Thought so . Just no decent places in Scotland

Its a wasteland up there mate.

 

[tapit]

through the barricades?

 

[paulf]

through the barricades?

Its not Northern Ireland.

 

[tapit]

I was thinking more spandau ballet

 

[The Hobo]

Lovely gin that portabello

I im drinking rum and portacabin

 

[The Hobo]

whats neeps?

ask a sheep

 

[Smudger1]

Truck full of crap off to carboot sale. mamma needs a brand new bag, pikey style today ! Gonna be scorchio again so gotta make it pay !