Funny moments

John j

John j

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On a job other week and customer was a nice looking lady . Anyway she popped out so all lad talk started bout what they would like to do to her . Anyway this went on for five mins when I just put me head in my hands . What's up everyone asked............just remembered 15 year old son was upstairs. Lmfao. Labourer was kissing ass when he came down with a very awkward look on his face . I.m pretty sure he won't be able to repeat to his mam what was being said.
Another time labourer was shouting to school kids over round and showing his guns of as they were being cheeky. As he was posing i signalled to other kid to pull his pants down .thi ki g he wouldnt . Luckily he had boxers on and kids found it as funny as every one on site. Can't beat working with a bunch of window up idiots
 
John j said:
On a job other week and customer was a nice looking lady . Anyway she popped out so all lad talk started bout what they would like to do to her . Anyway this went on for five mins when I just put me head in my hands . What's up everyone asked............just remembered 15 year old son was upstairs. Lmfao. Labourer was kissing ass when he came down with a very awkward look on his face . I.m pretty sure he won't be able to repeat to his mam what was being said.
Another time labourer was shouting to school kids over round and showing his guns of as they were being cheeky. As he was posing i signalled to other kid to pull his pants down .thi ki g he wouldnt . Luckily he had boxers on and kids found it as funny as every one on site. Can't beat working with a bunch of window up idiots
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I had just finished a job for an absolutely gorgeous girl and was to post keys through door and give her a call when done. Posted keys got in van and called no answer, put phone down and me and mate went into graphic detail of what we would do to her. Five min later got a text saying think you pocket dialled me by mistake with an lol at end of it. When I'd called it had went into voicemail and I hadn't hung up lol
 
Bloke I was helping out on a job said gotta price a job on way home you alright to come along before we go home said yeah no problem the front door was at the side of the house he goes and knocks the door opens and he looks at me pulling a funny face as I got in it was a tranny but a bad one at that standing there wig on make up in a dress started explaining what he/she wanted done and then said " well I pulled the chimney breast down alone by myself and it took almost a skip full to get rid" that was it I was gone tears in my eyes had to get out quick cos couldn't stop laughing how my mate kept a straight face I never know
 
Once on a job for a bald guy and other kid told me to look In this wardrobe. Empty apart from this big f**k**g furry thing . Was a bloody wig thought it was a ewok
 
Funny moments
when you find stuff in the loft and treat the electrician in a way as they meant to be treated
 
I had a call about quoting for some artex.
I said "can't look for a bit though cause my Deloreans in the garage".
Long pause followed by "why do you have to come and look in a Delorean"?.
I said "cause if your after artex I'm assuming you live in 1985"
Then she must of went in a tunnel or something cause we got cut off.
 
stuart23 said:
I had just finished a job for an absolutely gorgeous girl and was to post keys through door and give her a call when done. Posted keys got in van and called no answer, put phone down and me and mate went into graphic detail of what we would do to her. Five min later got a text saying think you pocket dialled me by mistake with an lol at end of it. When I'd called it had went into voicemail and I hadn't hung up lol
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We had the boss of the firm we were working for phone my boss at the time but he couldn't talk so I answered the phone and was polite and nice....

It was a flip phone and I assumed when you flipped it shut it would hang up..... err nope....

I ripped into a level of abuse about how much of a miserable c**t he was etc etc... about an hour later he phoned back and spoke to my boss and told him to tell me that he is not a miserable c**t normally just when he was talking to me... at that point it clicked :-)

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