getting old

[Danny]

You can’t eat something then three hours later poo it out
That fish was still in your stomach
You shat the food you ate 35 hours before
You can’t eat what you like and expect decent shits

That is actually not true... If I eat onions I am in bits within an hour so... a fair few of you who have been out with me on TPF trips have witnessed this and the agony is incredible.

Took me 3 years to work out it was onion and even on a BG tour I ate a hashborwn and ended up having to spend a few hours in Pauls office asleep on the sofa.

 

[hector]

Seems there's quite a few TPF members experiencing digestive issues.

Intolerant

Any one become intolerant to owt later in life. I been getting bloated as f**k for bout a year . Started peppermint tabs and its sorted it but wondered if I.ve fell out with summet. I.ve sacked bread of as well at same time . Strange as I.ve allways been able to eat n drink what I want...

www.plasterersforum.com

crohns disease for me

 

[Deleted member 32554]

,,,,,,,, a BG tour I ate a hashborwn and ended up having to spend a few hours in Pauls office asleep on the sofa.

Can cause all sorts of reactions , I went to a reggae festival and got sunburn Danny

 

[Casper]

The worst thing is getting stuck in traffic when you get an attack!! Not only got the arse bubbling away but you get the anxiety sweats. Horrible!! I’m getting scared to eat just about anything now.

 

[smoother09]

Eat like the Chinese

 

[Casper]

I used to eat Chinese’s 3 times a week. That all changed after Wuhan

 

[smoother09]

I used to eat Chinese’s 3 times a week. That all changed after Wuhan

No eat like the Chinese not what British people think!
They have a interesting ethos on food yin yang

 

[MakeItSmooth]

The worst thing is getting stuck in traffic when you get an attack!! Not only got the arse bubbling away but you get the anxiety sweats. Horrible!! I’m getting scared to eat just about anything now.

"This isn't just any arse-squits - this is luxury, not for peasants, M&S arse-squits!"

 

[smoother09]

Racist

 

[Stevieo]

Racist

I'm not a racist.

I'ma xenophobe.

I hate EVERYONE

 

[algeeman]

I'm not a racist.

I'ma xenophobe.

I hate EVERYONE

the prizes we send each other
I'd call it pure romance

 

[Stevieo]

the prizes we send each other
I'd call it pure romance

I look every day in my mailbox for a prize from you

 

[essexandy]

I look every day in my mailbox for a prize from you

What about me, do you check for a prize from me?

 

[Stevieo]

What about me, do you check for a prize from me?

Yes.

But seeing as you couldn't even appreciate a robot monkey ...i don't hold out much hope for you.

Much less hope for a wanking machine or a pictureof the greatest hero who ever lived

 

[Monkey Boy]

But seeing as you couldn't even appreciate a robot monkey ...i don't hold out much hope for you.

 

[essexandy]

You probably don't want to hear that I threw said robot monkey in the bin do you?

 

[Brimstone]

I'ma xenophobe.

I thought that was a sort of small worm that lived up a pigs bottom ? Or was that a nemotode??

 

[essexandy]

I thought that was a sort of small worm that lived up a pigs bottom ? Or was that a nemotode??

To be fair Steve is like a giant maggot that spends most of his time up a pigs bottom.

 

[Stevieo]

To be fair Steve is like a giant maggot that spends most of his time up a pigs bottom.

You're lettingyour aspergers get the better of you again.