gnome

[southernmonkey]

for sale ....1 gnome ....has a bit of plastering experiance .....not to bad at beading (but you need to keep an eye on him) blows his own trumpet (reckons he's the best at everything)....fairly cheap to run ..doesnt eat to much but is VERY VERY angry ...speaks his own little language and answers to either Paul or simps and does bum tricks

sensible offers only please , buyer collects and cash on collection ....comes with full operating instructions and will demonstrate what buttons to press to wind him up

regards

monkey

 

[richie]

does it come with different outfit s like you could get for action men or is it just a little fishing rod or something

 

[pftmonojetman]

;D ;D ;D ;D

 

[flat boy skim]

whats his name ,does it begen with "S"

 

[southernmonkey]

Yeah comes with several outfits , a nurse and buxom wench to name a few and he even has a little switch on the back of his head that make his eyes look left to right

 

[richie]

if there is no fishing rod im out

 

[southernmonkey]

I can chuck in a fishing rod he's got his own maggot

 

[richardbrown]

would you be prepared to do a part ex on a worn (but usable) washing machine stuart ??

 

[southernmonkey]

I'm open to offers rich how old is she and how saggy are her tits

 

[warriorupnorth]

Half a bag of lime ok, don't kneed the instructions , i already know which buttons to press ;D

 

[church]

Can i buy just its boots .

 

[warriorupnorth]

I only need him to keep this one company, i hope he has been neutered

 

[flat boy skim]

https://hoffmania.blogspot.com/x-gnomes.jpg

 

[Gibbo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-205Ez2BiGg

 

[kebab king]

As long as it aint as ugly as this Gnome i`ll have it Stu.

 

[southernmonkey]

that's my gnome lol....and f**k me that spraying is rough

 

[PhilPlaster]

You'll have to find another to sell. He came second in a knife fight.

 

[simplybesty]

funny ha ha

 

[southernmonkey]

Still no bidders though lol