Halloween

[Gibbo]

Iam getting this to scare the shite out of trick or treaters

 

[Pagey]

Iam getting this to scare the shite out of trick or treatersView attachment 14096

That would probably scare the life out of my 20 month old

 

[Marshy]

Just borrow Mrs Marshy she f**k**g scares everybody

 

[Deleted member 23452]

Iam getting this to scare the shite out of trick or treatersView attachment 14096

Save your money and just stick your cock out through the letter box.

 

[Pagey]

Save your money and just stick your cock out through the letter box.

I wouldn't get mine out that far

 

[Deleted member 23452]

I wouldn't get mine out that far

"It's cold in November!"

 

[Pagey]

"It's cold in November!"

I like your style,making excuses for me

 

[uni-king]

I take 2 nippers out so dnt have hassle of tick or treaters..

 

[Deleted member 23452]

I like your style,making excuses for me

Just offering an Olive branch. Trunk! I mean Olive trunk.

 

[TonyM]

We are having a Halloween party and I'm going as Stephen Hawkings. Borrowing an electric wheelchair and a speak n' spell.


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[Nicm]

It's Halloween the whole year round in my local pub the way the women paint themselves up.

 

[A.plasterer]

Just offering an Olive branch. Trunk! I mean Olive trunk.

I wondered where nisus had been

 

[A.plasterer]

Iam getting this to scare the shite out of trick or treatersView attachment 14096

I am getting one of these to do the same.

Although obviously not original idea.

 

[Deleted member 23452]

I wondered where nisus had been
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Nearer the truth than you think, but it's not me that has the keys.

 

[malc]

i have got a pair horns bright red that light up. i fit these to my little black dogs [ griffon bruxellious] head, let him out when the children knock at the door, he runs around the front garden, children are scrambling to get out of the gate.

 

[scottie5]

I just leave a massive pair of clownshoes by the frontdoor.
and then put a vending machine out on the driveway.