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Nearly as bad as his plasterer disguise
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Nearly as bad as his plasterer disguise
essexandy
The Lake Governor
You've really no idea just what a nasty vindictive b*****d he is have you? He's been punishing me for years by not sending me a TPF pint glass. Rotten to the core.
Stevieo
Royal Spin Doctor
No.. I wore a disguise like it recently though. A preacher man came to my door and I organised a piss taking campaign...tellin glies about him and wasting his time with soft questions etc....Making stuff up about him.
Trouble is, he somehow found out about it and was reading what I wrote.
I went to stay at my mates to see my Girlfriend at the time but the trouble was, that to take her to the pub, I had to pass his church.
Just before I got there, I whipped out my disguise. This one, in fact.
She pissed herself laughing when she found out why I had to smuggle myself past the church in disguise.
Stevieo
Royal Spin Doctor
w**k*r won't give me one of his stupid little mugs either. Never wanted one anyway.
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
I was ordained with a mug but alas never a crown for my noble head.IT makes all sense now! Refused a mug and few days later he put me with the well known members. Never stood a chance since
At least you recognise your sovereign my liege!
The Hobo
Well-Known Member
can u do that in GREYVery nice....pretending to be a handboard collector in Lidl.
Did you go to the trouble of getting a disguise?
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
Indeed it would appear so. Welcome to court! I’m appointing @Stevieo as my royal spin doctor and @lurpak court jester. @Danny may of course seek a weekly appointment with me to glean my wisdom... though he shall have to stand throughout as Gladstone had to in the presence of Q.Victoria!
@essexandy may make my sandwiches
vfr12
MOTORC*NT
All rise .......Indeed it would appear so. Welcome to court! I’m appointing @Stevieo as my royal spin doctor and @lurpak court jester. @Danny may of course seek a weekly appointment with me to glean my wisdom... though he shall have to stand throughout as Gladstone had to in the presence of Q.Victoria!
@essexandy may make my sandwiches
essexandy
The Lake Governor
Well luckily as well as being an atheist I'm a republican as well so Queenie can make your own f**k**g snap!Indeed it would appear so. Welcome to court! I’m appointing @Stevieo as my royal spin doctor and @lurpak court jester. @Danny may of course seek a weekly appointment with me to glean my wisdom... though he shall have to stand throughout as Gladstone had to in the presence of Q.Victoria!
@essexandy may make my sandwiches
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
vfr12
MOTORC*NT
Hope to see the dayHow dare you! Don’t make me put a flag in your lake!
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
Would certainly go with your bib and braces
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
Ready the horses! We depart at first light! Full gallop ahead!Hope to see the day
The Hobo
Well-Known Member
and my sideburnsWould certainly go with your bib and braces
vfr12
MOTORC*NT
The Hobo
Well-Known Member
Would certainly go with your bib and braces
first glance thought it was the wife calling me up for aservice lol
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
It’s a bad time to be left out of there too, it’s all got particularly interesting in there over the past few days
What's that then?
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
Olican
Private Member
You could win a lovely bottle kindly donated by @imago in the fundraiser..
https://www.plasterersforum.com/threads/you-can-now-donate.73684/
John j
Mono Don
He wouldn't have seen post about you know what thenIt’s a bad time to be left out of there too, it’s all got particularly interesting in there over the past few days
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
Exactly!
Stevieo
Royal Spin Doctor
It’s a bad time to be left out of there too, it’s all got particularly interesting in there over the past few days
Come on, @Danny a joke's a joke but I need to be seeing what's going on in the grown up's bit. I promise I won't call @gps a dick again or make him cry hot little tears of rage and lie next his wife with his hammy little fists clenched tightly by his sides....or send him taunting PM's. Time to let Stevieo back in the mess.
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
@Danny how about Ste donates a few pennies to the fundraiser and you let him back in with immediate effect for being such a good sport? Everyone’s a winner!
Steven, @imago has just donated a good spanking as one of the prizes you could win!
https://www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding/plasterersforjosh?utm_term=BppM5JQaP
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Guest
Keep it up and I'll drink the malt and wipe my 4rse with the invoice.
Which is pretty much a standard plasterer's weekend.
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
Spoil sport........ you knew @Olican was going to rig the thing so he got the spanking didn’t you?Keep it up and I'll drink the malt and wipe my 4rse with the invoice.
Which is pretty much a standard plasterer's weekend.
Burt Reynolds
Well-Known Member
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Draper hawk or the similar ones best hawks going
f**k metal ones never going back awful to clean heavy and look G**
Draper hawk or the similar ones best hawks going
f**k metal ones never going back awful to clean heavy and look G**
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
Ah the real truth about how you lost your finger!@Olican doesn't need to rig it, the big hunk of Devon Welshness.
Stevieo
Royal Spin Doctor
Ah the real truth about how you lost your finger!
Stuck it up his arse and never got it back?
I never got a fly back out of my ear once....it landed in there and I gave it a smack. Somehow properly knocked it down my lughole and could hear it buzzing about inside my head. Killed the little c**t with a load of olive oil. f**k knows where it all went - I never saw any of it again.
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