Happy Friday everyone!!
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JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
Cockney
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jamesthefirst
Private Member
Why you got a telly in your fireplace m8?
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
Is that a sailor’s tattoo?
Tinytom
Well-Known Member
It’s so I know when to stop pushing my fingers into the pussy. Similar to a stop beadIs that a sailor’s tattoo?
Tinytom
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It did originate from sailors though good observations young Jess, it’s also a good luck charm to get you home safeIs that a sailor’s tattoo?
lurpak
Artex Boy
Is that a sailor’s tattoo?
Yeah when he sailed back from shagaluff on a dingy
lurpak
Artex Boy
My old girl told me to slow down as she could feel the ring on my finger
What ring? That’s my watch
Tinytom
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Iv done magaluf when I was about 23 it was an awesome week. Think that’s where I got chlymidia from
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
When you’re in the middle of your dinner and wish you’d never asked!
Tinytom
Well-Known Member
Don’t lie Jess we all know you love the ABC
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
Formby plastering
Well-Known Member
You ain't lived till you had an Std only kidding scared me a few times though. Maguluf wrong unsure haha
lurpak
Artex Boy
Formby plastering
Well-Known Member
You like the black ones then
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
Only you would come out with anal before chomping!
lurpak
Artex Boy
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
Happily I’ve never lived then!