Happy St Georges Day!

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nooo you c'nt...
cant remember his name in it, not a bad ol film though... watched it years ago...
 
im full of sh't...
it was 'looking after Jo Jo'.. and it were a series... but mebbe I seen a feature length or sommat?
i know begbie were trainspotting.... that jojo ones a good watch though..
 
Nisus said:
Not sure which one you mean Chris.
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never seen it since... got a mate from glesga had it on tape... might have only been shown to the skirt wearing oatmeal savages to save mary whitehouse getting her knickers in a twist..
 
Remember Cracker?
Robert Carlyle was in that as a nutter on the bus saying L I V ER P double O L Liverpool fc.
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harry (happy hic) king georges day. they should have one every year but prolly better to have it on a saturday so the 3 pale ales will be out of the system by tuesday :RpS_laugh:
 
you jocks are all nuts... i wouldnt be surprised if the bona fide irn bru isnt some sort of halluconogenic cocktail made from the juice of squashed thistles grown on a poppy farm....
and square sausage was originally designed to be frozen and made into supports for the old man of 'hoy! y'fckncuntoid' on fluggle dugga and the jocks just ate the f'ckers...
 
You lads need to visit the Bonnie Land and sample it's many delights. Tottie scones, stornoway black pudding, tinned haggis, Tennent's lager, amazing scenery and horizontal rain! CANNAE WHACK IT!! :RpS_cool:
 
aye, and midges the size of bloody dragonflies... backwards hills... burds that'd drink wozza under the table and funny lookin sheep with 2 long legs, 2 short legs that live on big f'ckoff mountains otherwise known as 'glen'
 
Do you mean the sheep are called glen chris? I actually like scotland. Gotta love a bit of bannockburn, william wallace monument and not forgetting, the breakfasts at moffet
 
Chris W said:
aye, and midges the size of bloody dragonflies... backwards hills... burds that'd drink wozza under the table and funny lookin sheep with 2 long legs, 2 short legs that live on big f'ckoff mountains otherwise known as 'glen'
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Och, midges are nae problem man, the ancient scots used to just pee on each other. It's the best insect repellant in the world! Gie it a try! lol
 
noooo you plank.... they call big f'ck off mountains 'the glen'... nutters... :RpS_laugh:

quite like it meself mate, great scenery till you encounter the jurassic midges... :RpS_blink:
 
I like Scotland, went haggis hunting there a few years ago, never caught one though, infact never even saw one.:-(
 
Thing is chris i was told to go high up a mountain where the haggis live,
& was also told that they have 2 long legs on the left & 2 short legs on the right,
so I was told the best way to catch then was to hide on the side of the mountain until an unsuspecting haggis ran towards me then I was supposed to jump up & scare the fcuk out the haggis so he would turn to run the other way round the mountain but because of his different leg sizes he would be caught off balance & just roll down the mountain into my waiting net.
Yum yum :RpS_thumbup:
But it wasn't the case, so I'm not going back there again, fcukin 7hrs I waited up that mountain:RpS_thumbdn:
 
:RpS_laugh:yeh thats the one..

apparently they made a killin out of the english in the 18/1900's... thick tw@ts we are... :RpS_lol:
 
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