Has anyone got some brains to share..

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Has anyone got some brains to share..
never been a fan
 
I once...only the once had a big bird (hope that's PC), in the club pished (that's my excuse), enticed her back to my gaff with the offer of a curry at mine and a fry up in the morning - I genuinely couldn't find her hole...just 'layers of fat'
 
I once...only the once had a big bird (hope that's PC), in the club pished (that's my excuse), enticed her back to my gaff with the offer of a curry at mine and a fry up in the morning - I genuinely couldn't find her hole...just 'layers of fat'

that just sounds fuucking


DISGUSTING
 
I once...only the once had a big bird (hope that's PC), in the club pished (that's my excuse), enticed her back to my gaff with the offer of a curry at mine and a fry up in the morning - I genuinely couldn't find her hole...just 'layers of fat'

i remember in my youth giving my old mate a fat line to sort his hangover out on a sunday morning in our local....within 10 mins he was waffeling away with some old bird in a wheelchair....within an hour he had her screaming with laughter another hour passed i seen him wheeling her home !!!
he never answered any of the lads calls for a month !!
 
I've worked all over. In my earlier years I did the pubs and clubs. But then I started body building. I haven't worked away for a while but I would probably join a gym and meet people that way. Or join meet up or something similar. Im on a rambling group on meet up. Tends to be older types but I've had a few good walks and made a good local contact. An estate agent who's passed me a few heads ups on deceased properties. I do house bashing
did some macho body building and went for a walk in the park eh? seem to remember kevin spacey, or was it richard gere, getting caught out in similar activities
 
lol I watched the tudors... well jane did then she just nudged me when the boobs were out :D
ha ha! I was in the yard pegging out washing and the bathroom window of the student house over the way leaves nothing to the imagination... next minute there's massive knockers on full display. i probably startled next door yelling 'Si!! BOOBS!!'

I'm too good to that boy
 
I once...only the once had a big bird (hope that's PC), in the club pished (that's my excuse), enticed her back to my gaff with the offer of a curry at mine and a fry up in the morning - I genuinely couldn't find her hole...just 'layers of fat'

grim thought there
 
ha ha! I was in the yard pegging out washing and the bathroom window of the student house over the way leaves nothing to the imagination... next minute there's massive knockers on full display. i probably startled next door yelling 'Si!! BOOBS!!'

I'm too good to that boy

yup jane is a good girl like that also :D She alos points them out to me when we are shopping :D
 
I once...only the once had a big bird (hope that's PC), in the club pished (that's my excuse), enticed her back to my gaff with the offer of a curry at mine and a fry up in the morning - I genuinely couldn't find her hole...just 'layers of fat'
Roll em in flour and aim for a damp patch :sisi:
 
Working away soon...anyone know any decent websites when looking for digs.
And i cant be arsed sitting in the pub everynight (getting too old and misrable)
So does anyone know any decent poker sites.
And message palours

And fuuck it meth dealers !!!
Any advice would be very much loved x


Anyone looking digs doesnt have to look very far once they regiester on this site. Theres 1000s up and down the UK thatll not only give you digs, theyll cook and clean for you. Only thing you have to do is cuddle up to them at night and get the bag slapped. Its a win-win situation and if you hot the jackpot wth a single mother on benefits, you wont need to pay rent.

www.pof.com
 
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