Hello fellow spreads! I am not a dog, I am the man behind the dog

[Madmax]

New to this forum stuff and like the idea of sharing knowledge at the touch of a button.

 

[Cockney]

Alright Geezer!

 

[paulf]

 

[Tinytom]

It’s a dog eat dog world. And my teeth are bigger than yours

 

[Nicm]

Welcome to the forum.

 

[Madmax]

That's a nice warm welcome . Cheers

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Welcome! I like you already!

 

[Olican]

Welcome along @Madmax

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[Olican]

That's not me in the gif...
..in case you were wondering

 

[ChrispyUK]

 

[Madmax]

I bet they get in the way of ya hawk!

 

[Madmax]

The tits I mean not the floppy dogs paw

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Camp and lovin it!! You’re fabulous chrispy!!

 

[JessThePlasterer]

I bet they get in the way of ya hawk!

HAWK! Yes! See people??! This man clearly knows his stuff.

Are you north or south madmax?

 

[Madmax]

South West boy. Bandit country, only had running water and tarmac for a few years down here

 

[Madmax]

Hawk . Not a hand board . Hand boards are for chopping ya rabbits up on

 

[Madmax]

Plastics are for the cash point , spats are shoes the gangsters wore, arches are also for shoes but more like my mum's shoes, they are not for knock throughs! Planks are for pirates and stilts are apparently for the Circus. Supper flex is a move my Mrs does at aerobics and board lifter is definitely derogatory for something

 

[essexandy]

Who's a good boy then?
Would you like a biscuit and your tummy tickling?



Oh s**t, you're NOT the dog but the guy behind the dog!
Oh what the f**k, would you like a biscuit?

 

[Groove37]

Welcome whereabouts in the south west you from?

 

[Madmax]

Who's a good boy then?
Would you like a biscuit and your tummy tickling?



Oh s**t, you're NOT the dog but the guy behind the dog!
Oh what the f**k, would you like a biscuit?

I love a bourbon or a dentastik

 

[Gavine The First]

Nice dog mate and hello.

 

[Nisus]

Another misleading thread title
bit disappointed really when I read
"I am the man behind the dog"
I was expecting something a bit more like this

Ah well welcome along anyway

 

[Formby plastering]

 

[Madmax]

Another misleading thread title
bit disappointed really when I read
"I am the man behind the dog"
I was expecting something a bit more like this

Ah well welcome along anyway

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You are not well, kennel club will not give you papers for the puppies!

 

[Mouldyoldspudgun]

HAWK! Yes! See people??! This man clearly knows his stuff.

Are you north or south madmax?

I didn’t realise you called it a hawk, I thought people of a northern persuasion called it a hand board

 

[Dropsalot]

Welcome chief.........a good fit methinks.

 

[Madmax]

Welcome chief.........a good fit methinks.

Elo there is it dropsalot coz u screed the floor when u put a ceiling on?

 

[The Hobo]

New to this forum stuff and like the idea of sharing knowledge at the touch of a button.

welcome to the lions den pal

 

[Madmax]

welcome to the lions den pal

Cheers man. I'm comffy

 

[ChrispyUK]

Cheers man. I'm comffy

I'm Chrispy

 

[JessThePlasterer]

I didn’t realise you called it a hawk, I thought people of a northern persuasion called it a hand board

Harold the hawk

 

[Madmax]

Harold the hawk

What's your trowel called?

 

[JessThePlasterer]

What's your trowel called?

Thor

 

[Cockney]

What's your trowel called?

The money maker!

 

[The Hobo]

I didn’t realise you called it a hawk, I thought people of a northern persuasion called it a hand board

Scotland hawk maybe paulf know better Lancashire hand board