Bet you’ve been playing with yourself to these picturesNice!
enlighten me Jess Court?Bet you’ve been playing with yourself to these pictures
Wonder if stuy would like to join my court
Ah well I’m currently in a battle for my crown around here... instead of ‘well-known member’ under my name it should really say ‘Queen’ but @Danny is denying me my righteous and noble status!Enlighten me
enlighten me Jess Court?
Ah well I’m currently in a battle for my crown around here... instead of ‘well-known member’ under my name it should really say ‘Queen’ but @Danny is denying me my righteous and noble status!
@vfr12 is the Queens Advisor (generally in all matters lime based)
@Stevieo is the Royal Spin Doctor due to his unwavering quest for the debasement and scourging of all things
@lurpak is Court Jester mainly because of his toes but occasionally because of his wit.
You may want to consider joining my Court.... there’s no other like it in the world! And I’m still not half as mad as most royals/dictators!
Ah my spinny spin spinning Spin Doctor! There you are Sir, with your lovely wordsHff...I haven't scourged anything? I did see @gps scourge himself. And M***m*n and one or two others. Some might even argue that I was a sort of catalyst for that, but I dispute this. I mean, I was there yes, but I didn't actually scourge anyone.
Well..... thought I have my chair for life?!? Never mind, I think he will be better advisor than me, considering all my embarrassing answers regarding lime on here! Thank god no one know better so I managed to get few positive responses and made my way to the queens court. But now is different, I rather step down than being promoted to new member . Wish you prosperity and long ruling my Queen, you are in good handsBet you’ve been playing with yourself to these pictures
Wonder if stuy would like to join my court
I didn’t say he could have you’re spot! You’ve been my most loyal subjectWell..... thought I have my chair for life?!? Never mind, I think he will be better advisor than me, considering all my embarrassing answers regarding lime on here! Thank god no one know better so I managed to get few positive responses and made my way to the queens court. But now is different, I rather step down than being promoted to new member . Wish you prosperity and long ruling my Queen, you are in good hands
Bitch!
You know how to go around ehI didn’t say he could have you’re spot! You’ve been my most loyal subject
I was going to promote you to commander of the royal guard..... but I’m sensing distension in the ranks!
A Queen is adept in political manoeuvring and rewards those that surround her.... look at how I got my spin doctor @Stevieo back in the mess hall!You know how to go around eh
Ah well I’m currently in a battle for my crown around here... instead of ‘well-known member’ under my name it should really say ‘Queen’ but @Danny is denying me my righteous and noble status!
@vfr12 is the Queens Advisor (generally in all matters lime based)
@Stevieo is the Royal Spin Doctor due to his unwavering quest for the debasement and scourging of all things
@lurpak is Court Jester mainly because of his toes but occasionally because of his wit.
You may want to consider joining my Court.... there’s no other like it in the world! And I’m still not half as mad as most royals/dictators!
Hmmm interesting what would my role be ?
Welcome to Court my liege!I do indeed could spread it with a small tool be most appropriate
By my leave of course!You can be my apprentice if you like. Your first duty will be to scour the forum looking for men with ginger beards and other such miscreants. Then you pass them along to @lurpak and myself for,,,ahem...processing.
Tiny Tom? Dunno!What happened to that f**k**g para anyway? @JessThePlasterer did he get badged or not?
Tiny Tom? Dunno!
How dare I?! How f**k**g dare you?! You’ve gone from a bum drinking and spewing from and into the same brown paper bag on the curb to the official mighty Royal Spin DoctorWhat sort of half arsed Queen are you? What mither is this? How dare you?
How dare I?! How f**k**g dare you?! You’ve gone from a bum drinking and spewing from and into the same brown paper bag on the curb to the official mighty Royal Spin Doctor
Am I not a merciful and beloved Queen?