Hillingdon house ceiling lath and 3 coat lime and full restoration of all Fiborus elements all work carried out by GJ plasterwork

[JessThePlasterer]

Pardon me? You think that the Minister of Death wants to be 'promoted' to some sort of lapdog lickspittle spin doctor?


I hear @Tinytom is looking for a badge. Why don't you offer him a job?

And to think I just organised a party in your honour! I was about to launch it in a thread but now you seem somewhat undeserving.

I may launch one for @lurpak Cout Jester instead if you’re going to be ungrateful!

 

[lurpak]

And to think I just organised a party in your honour! I was about to launch it in a thread but now you seem somewhat undeserving.

I may launch one for @lurpak Cout Jester instead if you’re going to be ungrateful!

 

[Stevieo]

And to think I just organised a party in your honour! I was about to launch it in a thread but now you seem somewhat undeserving.

I may launch one for @lurpak Cout Jester instead if you’re going to be ungrateful!

That cukcing clown with the funny shaped feet?

If I love Lord Nelson as I would Lord God above, and I hate a Frenchman as I would the Devil and I signed a bit of paper to say that I love the Queen....

Then how can you not love me?

 

[JessThePlasterer]

That cukcing clown with the funny shaped feet?

If I love Lord Nelson as I would Lord God above, and I hate a Frenchman as I would the Devil and I signed a bit of paper to say that I love the Queen....

Then how can you not love me?

That makes no sense. You’ve definitely run out of rum you rambling drunk

 

[lurpak]

The boy chats some serious waffle

 

[Stevieo]

That makes no sense. You’ve definitely run out of rum you rambling drunk

I'm not drunk...yet. I've got one and a half cans left and the pub's open til three.

So you see, I can't be drunk.


What's not to make sense?

You surely love beloved Lord Nelson? Who rid the world of the Napoleonic Menace?

You surely detest the French, who provided the world with a Napoleonic menace?

You surely love the Queen and her lovely soldiers?

 

[Tinytom]

Tiny Tom? Dunno!

Who’s in charge of this ‘badging’ and what’s it all about anyway have I missed a thread?

 

[Stevieo]

Who’s in charge of this ‘badging’ and what’s it all about anyway have I missed a thread?

Me. I'm in charge.

So...this badging. I'll decide what you get.

What do you have to offer? We don't have any enemies that need jumped on today.

What else you got?

 

[Tinytom]

Me. I'm in charge.

So...this badging. I'll decide what you get.

What do you have to offer? We don't have any enemies that need jumped on today.

What else you got?

17” guns and an 8 pack

 

[Stevieo]

17” guns and an 8 pack

I'm sure that looks just f**k**g lovely.

You'll have to ask @JessThePlasterer , the queen, if it's any use for plastering.

 

[zombie]

17” guns and an 8 pack

All that graft to have sparrow arms!!!

 

[Tinytom]

All that graft to have sparrow arms!!!

Mrs zombie likes them wrapped around her

 

[Stevieo]

All that graft to have sparrow arms!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

GEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN


@lurpak look what he's done, the f**k**g animal!!!!!!

@JessThePlasterer now what you gonna do?

 

[zombie]

Mrs zombie likes them wrapped around her

Mate....shes that fat they wouldnt make a dent on her!!!

 

[Bagrat]

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[Bagrat]

Great work lads

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Who’s in charge of this ‘badging’ and what’s it all about anyway have I missed a thread?

I badgered Danny to death to make me Queen (and rightly so!) and gathered my court and then one day I was finally anointed and now I am the fairest of them all and rule with all my grace and wisdom!

And I lived happily ever after

The end

 

[JessThePlasterer]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

GEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN


@lurpak look what he's done, the f**k**g animal!!!!!!

@JessThePlasterer now what you gonna do?

@zombie is my Lord if Piss and Wind. And a continuing fine job he’s doing!

He should really have his status under his username too ..... @Danny ?

 

[Stevieo]

@zombie is my Lord if Piss and Wind. And a continuing fine job he’s doing!

He should really have his status under his username too ..... @Danny ?

Why can't I be lord Piss and Wind?

And why can't you find a title for that f**k**g para?

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Why can't I be lord Piss and Wind?

And why can't you find a title for that f**k**g para?

Because you’re my spin doctor so get spinning! I suggested a title for Tom but I’m not the whiss kid

Now can someone make me some breakfast please?

 

[essexandy]

Because you’re my spin doctor so get spinning! I suggested a title for Tom but I’m not the whiss kid

Now can someone make me some breakfast please?

I hear that one of the Yorkshire lads is currently warming up some of yesterdays tripe and onions for your breky. Enjoy.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

I hear that one of the Yorkshire lads is currently warming up some of yesterdays tripe and onions for your breky. Enjoy.

Stop lying Andrew everyone knows I only eat swan since becoming sovereign

 

[richyrich]

Very nice

 

[Dropsalot]

“Honourable adjuster of the royal wizards sleeve”..........
“Felchmaster to the royal court”........@olican