His first trowel

[Vincey]

Bought the apprentice his first trowel today, a lovely 12inch Nela carbon, boom

if this lad comes good I’m hoping for a Caribbean holiday paid for in a five star hotel as a return present from him one day to say thanks

 

[Damian plasterer]

Bought the apprentice his first trowel today, a lovely 12inch Nela carbon, boom

if this lad comes good I’m hoping for a Caribbean holiday paid for in a five star hotel as a return present from him one day to say thanks

Hopefully usually they all burn off once they can skim a cupboard and think they know it all

 

[Vincey]

He’s enjoying it mate and I am too tbh , my gut feeling is we gonna make a good team will keep you posted though

 

[smoother09]

Think I'd of bought him a floor scraper first!

 

[zombie]

He’s enjoying it mate and I am too tbh , my gut feeling is we gonna make a good team will keep you posted though

We all start like that with them....

Bit like fingerblasting yer 1st bird...

 

[ChrispyUK]

We all start like that with them....

Bit like fingerblasting yer 1st bird...

oh to go back to those days. Like trying to pull the sword from the stone now!

 

[Stewie03]

I Had a decent apprentice many moons ago didn't last to long after I said his mum is tidy and I would finger her

 

[MakeItSmooth]

I Had a decent apprentice many moons ago didn't last to long after I said his mum is tidy and I would finger her

Probably thought you meant you were going to grass her up

 

[Complete]

Probably thought you meant you were going to grass her up

Where were from it means to stick as many fingers inside her vagina as possible

 

[John j]

Bought the apprentice his first trowel today, a lovely 12inch Nela carbon, boom

if this lad comes good I’m hoping for a Caribbean holiday paid for in a five star hotel as a return present from him one day to say thanks

By time he breaks that nela carbon on you be able to tele port to Caribbean

 

[Stewie03]

Probably thought you meant you were going to grass her up

Fingering is like a float and set it's a lost art

 

[MIXERMAN]

Now it's anal on first date.‍‍‍

 

[John j]

Think I'd of bought him a floor scraper first!

I .d of sold him one

 

[MakeItSmooth]

Fingering is like a float and set it's a lost art

 

[johnzo]

Think I'd of bought him a floor scraper first!

Nela and floor scraper are the same thing

 

[MakeItSmooth]

Nela and floor scraper are the same thing

 

[glasgowjohn]

We all start like that with them....

Bit like fingerblasting yer 1st bird...

ooft a flashback to when me and my mate where trying to rattle two sisters one night after we where with them he said
'here smell this' as he stuck his finger up to my face

 

[MIXERMAN]

Bloke in the pub . said his mate would stick his finger in his birds ass in the pub. Then ask someone if his pint smelt funny ,and hold it up and rub his finger against there top lip.

 

[Bartholomew]

Bought the apprentice his first trowel today, a lovely 12inch Nela carbon, boom

if this lad comes good I’m hoping for a Caribbean holiday paid for in a five star hotel as a return present from him one day to say thanks

No where near as good as me