how funerals have changed
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Groove37
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Eat them
Stewie03
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They let the family goat bum them back
essexandy
The Lake Governor
Waste not, want not.
Spitandpolish
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They carry out their goodbyes out of sight, the Muslims in the Mosque and the Chinese do it in private, family only, them being non religious an all. The bodies are then handed over to undertakers to deal with as specified.
essexandy
The Lake Governor
And then they eat them?
hollybank
Private Member
Coming to a curry house near you.
Spitandpolish
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Its only the Free Masons that do that mate !!!
Spitandpolish
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Be very wary of any protestant butcher my friend !!!
devneydutch
Active Member
He’s a intelligent man
FreeD
Private Member
Now that is disrespectful fishermen are proper c**ts
essexandy
The Lake Governor
He was a lifelong angler himself and would have appreciated it.
Anyway how can taking the time and trouble to attend a funeral be disrespectful just because of what you're wearing?
Went to another funeral where quite a few of the family wore the full Rotherham home kit.
Spitandpolish
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The Chinese are no problem to work for, in my experience , never had a single issue and have worked for many of them over the years.
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Dollar
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'Boil in a bag' funerals to become available in Britain
Co-op Funeralcare will offer the service known as resomation, later this year, after working with sustainability experts to confirm research. The practice is increasingly popular in the US
essexandy
The Lake Governor
"Burials risk groundwater contamination" said no one ever before money could be made from alternatives.'Boil in a bag' funerals to become available in Britain
Co-op Funeralcare will offer the service known as resomation, later this year, after working with sustainability experts to confirm research. The practice is increasingly popular in the USwww.dailymail.co.uk
I'm planning on being buried on my land and having an oak tree planted on top of me.
Smudger1
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Same here under my Apple trees , money set aside for labourer and digger with big auger bit to drill hole, slide me in standing up so money don't fall out my pockets . N fill it in . Job done !
John j
Mono Don
I.ll cut it down and put it on stove
essexandy
The Lake Governor
You'll be dead before me moosh.
Monkey Boy
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Don’t get much heat from bonsai wood m8
Stevieo
Royal Spin Doctor
No they don't
Stevieo
Royal Spin Doctor
John j
Mono Don
Wife was chewing on at me other day . I looked at her and said I can't wait to f**k**g die .
essexandy
The Lake Governor
Funny you should say that, up until very recently that's exactly what I told my family I wanted.
Always giving something back me.
essexandy
The Lake Governor
Shaun would be in there like a rat up a drainpipe mate.
Dollar
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@ a point in relationships of no return .
Bills / kids /financial. ect
How about a good
monogamous heart and soul marriage that is not genital exclusive.
Meaning you /she can fuxx whomever you wants but no romance or love. …
Spitandpolish
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Spitandpolish
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Just make sure she's washed her hands mate !
The Hobo
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That will keep you down ya c**t lol
ChrispyUK
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You’re getting better at this
essexandy
The Lake Governor
No he isn'tYou’re getting better at this
essexandy
The Lake Governor
f**k me I didn't you were still with us Norm, how's the loch?
Spitandpolish
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I bet you say that to all the boys !You’re getting better at this
