Years ago I had a very bad break up. I'd protected myself well enough that she wasn't able to do any serious damage but that didn't stop the f**k**g psycho trying.
Anyhoo, eventually she wound herself to the point of a breakdown and f**k*d off somewhere so I moved back in to the old gaff.
Went round to mates house and had a little party.
His gf came round and I told her the party was on account of a little lottery win.
Mate told her the next day I'd won £80k but keep that to herself
BY THE POWER OF FACEBOOK!
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Gf told neighbours, neighbours told psycho and the very next day there was a message for me in my inbox.
Which I ignored.
Poor old psycho is still walking around thinking she's £40k light.