I’ve got Covid

[Complete]

What sort of nick is your hopup in?

Decent tbf, don’t use it much cuz I’m massive

 

[tapit]

Think you can get a payout for self isolating @Complete .
I could make you a warning sticker for your front door.

 

[Cockney]

Think you can get a payout for self isolating @Complete .
I could make you a warning sticker for your front door.

I wouldn’t bother, it would only fall off at the first sign of a bit of wind.

 

[Stevieo]

Decent tbf, don’t use it much cuz I’m massive

So that's the mixer, the hopup and your trowel.

Boots probably won't fit me.

Have you got a cement mixer?

 

[Complete]

So that's the mixer, the hopup and your trowel.

Boots probably won't fit me.

Have you got a cement mixer?

No mate just a ritmo

 

[tapit]

I wouldn’t bother, it would only fall off at the first sign of a bit of wind.

Do you one as well "beware of the dog @Casper's bitch"

 

[Cockney]

Do you one as well "beware of the big dog” @Casper

 

[Complete]

Think you can get a payout for self isolating @Complete .
I could make you a warning sticker for your front door.

You can’t get to my front door anyway. I don’t need a payout, I think the gov has given/ are giving us plenty

 

[Complete]

@tapit think this is what you’re referring to?

 

[tapit]

That's the one. Everyone on here is earning far too much to qualify though.

 

[Complete]

That's the one. Everyone on here is earning far too much to qualify though.

Dunno about everyone considering some of the daft posts made by a few

 

[Stevieo]

No mate just a ritmo

That'll do. I'll take it.

 

[hollybank]

Same here.

So that's the mixer, the hopup and your trowel.

Boots probably won't fit me.

Have you got a cement mixer?

f**k sake!
What’s next his wife! Lol!

 

[Complete]

That'll do. I'll take it.

I’m sure it can spray paint

 

[Deleted member 46546]

@tapit think this is what you’re referring to?

I don't need a pay out and wouldn't take it anyway. Immediately googles self isolating payout haha

 

[Kinkyboy]

I doing need a pay out and wouldn't take it anyway. Immediately googles self isolating payout haha

I thought exact same

 

[Complete]

I don't need a pay out and wouldn't take it anyway. Immediately googles self isolating payout haha

If you’re referring to me saying I don’t need a pay out and then sending @tapit a screenshot then you’re mistaken.
I sent him a screenshot of the nhs email I received this morning after my positive test results. So unlucky there mate

 

[Complete]

I thought exact same

Well then you’re not very observant are you

 

[Deleted member 46546]

If you’re referring to me saying I don’t need a pay out and then sending @tapit a screenshot then you’re mistaken.
I sent him a screenshot of the nhs email I received this morning after my positive test results. So unlucky there mate

Was abit of a joke.... Jeez, best add being a sensitive c**t to the list of symptoms

 

[Complete]

Was abit of a joke.... Jeez, best add being a sensitive c**t to the list of symptoms

Was abit of a joke.... Jeez, best add being a sensitive c**t to the list of symptoms

Just a bellend ain’t ya. I’m not being sensitive at all just pointing out that you’re trying to make me look a c**t with misinformation. Something you lefty’s are quite fond of doing

 

[Deleted member 46546]

Just a bellend ain’t ya. I’m not being sensitive at all just pointing out that you’re trying to make me look a c**t with misinformation. Something you lefty’s are quite fond of doing

Don't get your blood pressure up, need to relax in your condition

 

[hector]

I’m sound mate, I had the test cuz of the lab and I was a bit chesty, it’s the regular s**t on the chest I get twice a year from inhaling multi and lime. If the lab hadn’t have had a positive test then I wouldn’t have bothered as my ‘symptoms’ don’t add up to the Covid symptoms

take it easy and look after yourself complete, your immune system will be that much lower,and more prone to catching nasty stuff ,.....be carefull ,eat as much fruit blueberries/kiwi fruit/oranges etc,vitamin d tablets, anything thats good for you packed with vitamins your immune system will need all the help it can get, oh and and actimol drinks get them in tesco etc good for immune system, all the best complete,. i also get these chest infections, 6 years in a row now, hallucinations/cant sleep, last year i phoned the police up and told them there was 200 zombies and tanks out side and to send some coppers to arrest them, i kid you not,......next day 2 coppers turned up to have a chat with me,

 

[Casper]

FFS Snowflakes

 

[Complete]

Don't get your blood pressure up, need to relax in your condition

You know nothing of my condition

 

[Complete]

take it easy and look after yourself complete, your immune system will be that much lower,and more prone to catching nasty stuff ,.....be carefull ,eat as much fruit blueberries/kiwi fruit/oranges etc,vitamin d tablets, anything thats good for you packed with vitamins your immune system will need all the help it can get, oh and and actimol drinks get them in tesco etc good for immune system, all the best complete,. i also get these chest infections, 6 years in a row now, hallucinations/cant sleep, last year i phoned the police up and told them there was 200 zombies and tanks out side and to send some coppers to arrest them, i kid you not,......next day 2 coppers turned up to have a chat with me,

Cheers mate, I’m all good though

 

[Stevieo]

. i also get these chest infections, 6 years in a row now, hallucinations/cant sleep, last year i phoned the police up and told them there was 200 zombies and tanks out side and to send some coppers to arrest them, i kid you not,......next day 2 coppers turned up to have a chat with me,

And you're dishing out health advice?

 

[MIXERMAN]

Wot ethnicity are you hector the conecter. Your possible., Off your trolley,

 

[essexandy]

take it easy and look after yourself complete, your immune system will be that much lower,and more prone to catching nasty stuff ,.....be carefull ,eat as much fruit blueberries/kiwi fruit/oranges etc,vitamin d tablets, anything thats good for you packed with vitamins your immune system will need all the help it can get, oh and and actimol drinks get them in tesco etc good for immune system, all the best complete,. i also get these chest infections, 6 years in a row now, hallucinations/cant sleep, last year i phoned the police up and told them there was 200 zombies and tanks out side and to send some coppers to arrest them, i kid you not,......next day 2 coppers turned up to have a chat with me,

You only need to worry if one zombie, with a Yorkshire accent, turns up at your place.
Then you've got problems.

 

[Vincey]

Good on you mate even if you don’t fully believe in the virus stuff to still take the time off just in case it’s true is great thing to do , I’d be same if I had it

 

[Stevieo]

You only need to worry if one zombie, with a Yorkshire accent and size six shoes turns up at your place.
Then you've got problems.

.

 

[carys]

Just had my results back. f**k**g fuming. Got s**t loads of work to do on the house now! FML

Can you leave me your wheel barrow mines knackered!

Just had my results back. f**k**g fuming. Got s**t loads of work to do on the house now! FML

 

[carys]

Just had my results back. f**k**g fuming. Got s**t loads of work to do on the house now! FML

Can you leave me your wheel barrow mines knackered

 

[Vincey]

Tbf he maybe starting to feel worse , I hope not but how are things today @Complete ?
like I said on another post my mate was ok then went really bad and ended up in intensive care

 

[Complete]

Tbf he maybe starting to feel worse , I hope not but how are things today @Complete ?
like I said on another post my mate was ok then went really bad and ended up in intensive care

Absolutely fine mate

 

[Stevieo]

Absolutely fine mate

Might feel fine now but you never know.

Have you got a decent screw gun?