I f**k*d up

[JessThePlasterer]

Morning beautifuls!

Anyone want about 200 render beads? Bought by mistake

They're stashed in Timperley, Manchester. I don't care about money for for them

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Exhibit A

 

[Builderboi]

Do you not render or internal float jess?

 

[Wayners]

Shpock or gum tree.. Facebook local adds.. You can put on for free and let them go for free to if that's what you want to do.. Id sell though. Buyer collects. I'd ask money for them.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Do you not render or internal float jess?

I've done some small render jobs but not a renderer, not enough experience or knowledge there really. And rarely float out internal

Just thought I'd offer them to you lot first before I get rid elsewhere @Wayners

 

[jamesthefirst]

Dont give them away jess if they are stainless.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Dont give them away jess if they are stainless.

I wouldn't be arsed if it was a regular off here

 

[Pagey]

If you can post them preferably individually I will take them

 

[JessThePlasterer]

If you can post them preferably individually I will take them

Ok I'll get straight on that! Would you like them vertical or horizontal?

I can also get a green screen and create a jungle environment backdrop you'd like?

 

[Builderboi]

I've done some small render jobs but not a renderer, not enough experience or knowledge there really. And rarely float out internal

Just thought I'd offer them to you lot first before I get rid elsewhere @Wayners

Get in with @Rigsby
Teach ya

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Get in with @Rigsby
Teach ya

I know he kindly offered!! I may bug him whe Ni gets round to going on her honeymoon

 

[Builderboi]

I know he kindly offered!! I may bug him whe Ni gets round to going on her honeymoon

Do it the man's got sand and cement for blood

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Do it the man's got sand and cement for blood

Forum legend!

 

[Cornelius]

Exhibit A

Metal beads are so 90’s

 

[zombie]

Phhhh renderings a man's job @JessThePlasterer stick to girly skimming!

 

[Pagey]

Phhhh renderings a man's job @JessThePlasterer stick to girly skimming!

Says you who is made of sugar and wouldn’t do that job cos of a bit of dew on the grass

 

[Mouldyoldspudgun]

I wouldn't be arsed if it was a regular off here

Are they stainless? If so they are 7 to 11 pound per bead, don’t give them away sell them and have a lot of beers with the wonga

 

[Pagey]

Jess is to tight to get stainless they was probably out a skip all bent up and she was gonna try hammer them back straight

 

[Fatarm]

I'll take two jess.........




..

 

[Pagey]

I'll take two jess.........




..

piss off she busy wrapping them up for me

 

[Arti]

All have 3. You can drop them off on the way to @Fatarm you could do some kind of travel show dropping off beads at various locations throughout the UK & Ireland. Call it the bird & the beads or something. Danny could drive you in his buggy. The bird the beads & the buggy.

There's a TV show in there somewhere @JessThePlasterer

 

[Runswithscissors]

All have 3. You can drop them off on the way to @Fatarm you could do some kind of travel show dropping off beads at various locations throughout the UK & Ireland. Call it the bird & the beads or something. Danny could drive you in his buggy. The bird the beads & the buggy.

There's a TV show in there somewhere @JessThePlasterer

Bird and the Beads..... PMSL

BRILLIANT!

 

[JessThePlasterer]

It's like the easter bonus ball!

@Pagey wants a number
@Fatarm 2
@Arti 3

Any other takers!! I have limited stock so it's first come first served, you have a week to confirm and you win a bonus bead

 

[JessThePlasterer]

@johniosaif

 

[Pagey]

They would last me til I retire plus after the miss leading thread about a freebie but had to pay postage I’m cautious on taking offers up now

 

[JessThePlasterer]

All have 3. You can drop them off on the way to @Fatarm you could do some kind of travel show dropping off beads at various locations throughout the UK & Ireland. Call it the bird & the beads or something. Danny could drive you in his buggy. The bird the beads & the buggy.

There's a TV show in there somewhere @JessThePlasterer

This could be fun I might write a slurred drunken email to the BBC, last time I did that they called me the next morning!

 

[zombie]

Says you who is made of sugar and wouldn’t do that job cos of a bit of dew on the grass

Shhhhhhhh that was suppose to be our secret!!!

 

[Mouldyoldspudgun]

This could be fun I might write a slurred drunken email to the BBC, last time I did that they called me the next morning!

What did they call you?

 

[JessThePlasterer]

What did they call you?

A f**k**g cowboy would you believe??!!!

 

[Mouldyoldspudgun]

Fu

A f**k**g cowboy would you believe??!!![/QUOT
f**k**g Barstards I hope you withheld their bloody licence fee till they apologised

 

[Mouldyoldspudgun]

Fu

How the f**k did that happen? It was meant to say I hope you held their licence fee back until they apologised

 

[zolco]

It's like the easter bonus ball!

@Pagey wants a number
@Fatarm 2
@Arti 3

Any other takers!! I have limited stock so it's first come first served, you have a week to confirm and you win a bonus bead

I take them thanks

















Can you hang on to them while I go that way, may not happen till next year spring time

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Well screw you all! You big bunch of ungrateful, piss taking, s**t spreading, opinionated....... ppppffffttt hurumph!

 

[Fatarm]

Olican will be interested in them........
......he likes beads

 

[flynnyman]

Put them in your new unit and use them for strengthening your roses and cornices?