I wanna be a spread

light turn off GIF by Alexis Tapia
 
John j said:
I could to be fair. Just torn . If it was around £400 take home Mon to Fri I.d be interested . But like joiner said to me other day . Could I work for some one
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you me and people like us john j, are unemployable, no way can i work for somebody again, we are our own boss, freedom to start and finish when we like, no crap office/factory work,
a joiner i know packed in, got a job at tesco, packed that in after 2 weeks could not stand it, being told what to do, back on the tools,
 
i am convinced people wake up in the morning, and think i know what i am going to do, a plasterer i shall be,
tell the wife, who then threatens to leave him, but no, he is not bothered he is going to be a plasterer,
off he goes to work whistling his head off, in a good mood,smiling away, telling everybody he meets he is going to be a plasterer,
gets to work, and packs his job in, tells everybody in the office that he is going to be a plasterer,
but he does not hear the sniggers/sarcastic comments/laughing and pointing,
then he goes home to an empty house ,as his wife has gone,
then somebody asks him, handboard or hawk,
reality sets in,
 
hector said:
i am convinced people wake up in the morning, and think i know what i am going to do, a plasterer i shall be,
tell the wife, who then threatens to leave him, but no, he is not bothered he is going to be a plasterer,
off he goes to work whistling his head off, in a good mood,smiling away, telling everybody he meets he is going to be a plasterer,
gets to work, and packs his job in, tells everybody in the office that he is going to be a plasterer,
but he does not hear the sniggers/sarcastic comments/laughing and pointing,
then he goes home to an empty house ,as his wife has gone,
then somebody asks him, handboard or hawk,
reality sets in,
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Then dicoveres he's got 3 pallets of boards to load in and drag a generator across a swamp filled site full of bellends. So then thinks fuk this I can't even make .y bus fair doing this . Ha ha
 
Sitemonkey said:
Then dicoveres he's got 3 pallets of boards to load in and drag a generator across a swamp filled site full of bellends. So then thinks fuk this I can't even make .y bus fair doing this . Ha ha
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then the day will come, and boy it will arrive sooner or later, when that dollop of plaster falls gracefully into his eye, blurred vision/stinging/washing out eye /lashing out blindly at those around you ,
 
I think of scenario, he goes to skim a room covered in distemper, thinking its artex he just puts it on, looks s**t but he trusts his good old 2 day old flexi. Then around 11 o clock ceiling starts bubbling and he doesn't know how that happened. All of that on Monday...
 
hector said:
i am convinced people wake up in the morning, and think i know what i am going to do, a plasterer i shall be,
tell the wife, who then threatens to leave him, but no, he is not bothered he is going to be a plasterer,
off he goes to work whistling his head off, in a good mood,smiling away, telling everybody he meets he is going to be a plasterer,
gets to work, and packs his job in, tells everybody in the office that he is going to be a plasterer,
but he does not hear the sniggers/sarcastic comments/laughing and pointing,
then he goes home to an empty house ,as his wife has gone,
then somebody asks him, handboard or hawk,
reality sets in,
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It's a Hawk (y)
 
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