It really irritates me...

[Hoddo]

When joiners walk in and just kick your tools about with no respect, then to top it off tell you "you can fit all your tools in a bucket" I could quite easily punch him right now! I know I shouldn't let it bother me as come across no end like him over the years but it makes me so angry, what in their head makes them think they're superior!? Sorry rant over

 

[carlos]

Give him a slap or find something wrong with his work.

Think door linings or something and let the bottom or the skim snotty so the skirtings take a bit more fitting.

 

[Danny]

lol

 

[scottie5]

Just hide his chop saw and paslode gun and watch him sweat.

 

[jeanclaudevangyproc]

Leave loads of ski jumps along the skirting n don't clean the frames down fuk him

 

[Hoddo]

He's just left early and left all his stuff in the house as its domestic work, he informed me earlier he's back on site next week so I've just pis$ed in his hard hat, next week he's gonna have pi$$y hair

 

[Wezly]

I would have shat in his toolbox.

 

[scottie5]

I would have shat in his toolbox.

Then it'd be a stoolbox.

 

[beddy]

I would have shat in his toolbox.

No you wouldn't x

 

[bobspread]

He's just left early and left all his stuff in the house as its domestic work, he informed me earlier he's back on site next week so I've just pis$ed in his hard hat, next week he's gonna have pi$$y hair

HE MUST BE A RIGHT KNOB WALKING ROUND THE HOUSE WEARING A HARD HAT ON A DOMESTIC

 

[jeanclaudevangyproc]

Wipe your nob round the rim of his cup

 

[Hoddo]

HE MUST BE A RIGHT KNOB WALKING ROUND THE HOUSE WEARING A HARD HAT ON A DOMESTIC

He's not worn it lol for some reason he's emptied his van and left everything in the house

 

[Wezly]

No you wouldn't x

I'd s**t anywhere mate, the beddy box, beddy barrow, beddy bag, nothing is off limits.

 

[cooptaza]

Ignore him. He needs tools to leave perfection. We use skill.

 

[beddy]

I'd s**t anywhere mate, the beddy box, beddy barrow, beddy bag, nothing is off limits.

No need when you can use a beddy bog

 

[Wezly]

No need when you can use a beddy bog

I wouldn't like to see the state of your beddy bog.

 

[Olican]

Wipe your nob round the cup of his rim

That's more like it

 

[bubbles65]

Nee f**k*r's ever kicked my tools about.

 

[kgreigh]

Drop a couple of nails in the groove that his chop saw blade goes in when cutting

 

[thebearbeef]

Use his clean drill to mix with, spray all his gear while doing so and when he starts to swear just look at him with a gaunt vacant look on your face because were not clever enough to understand verbal communication.

Then kick his drill back to him and see how he likes it. Not that im petty.

 

[TonyM]

Take out his chisel roll, and find a nice nail somewhere to try and remove with each of his chisels. It'll take him hours to grind and hone them back to a useable state.

 

[plaster man]

i know the kind ur talking about i meet a chippe like that once now i dont react to s**t like that normaley but this guy was bad . so anyway he had a new van so one lunch time i walked up and down each side of it with a steel nail in my hand and he had no clue who to blame felt good

 

[thebearbeef]

Your a nob then if thats actually a true story. Which i doubt it is.

[emoji173]️thebearbeef

 

[beddy]

Or man up and have a word with him rather than be a sly c**t

 

[Silky]

Say "don't kick my tools around please and refrain from being sarcastic about my new super cool multi bucket from gypsum, hand made from the finest polymer and blessed by a missionary from the island of gutamarooner! or I will have no other option but to cast a shadow on your wife's character labelling her a lady of poor repute! GOOD DAY SIR" thus making him think your insane and he will leave you alone. If this fails kick his tools around like your back at school.

 

[Deleted member 23452]

Or man up and have a word with him rather than be a sly c**t

Whilst the other suggestions/actions are amusing, I don't see why it's got to be more complicated than beddy's suggestion. Don't mess about, ask him what the fcuk he's playing at and go from there.

 

[mickhurdus]

p1ss in is kettle joiners always have kettles lazy bazards av got it easy

 

[user__removed]

Take some packers out of the linings and tighten the fixing screws then skim them in nice and tight.

 

[Hoddo]

Take some packers out of the linings and tighten the fixing screws then skim them in nice and tight.

Funny you should say that, that's exactly what I did ;-)

 

[boardfinished]

drop a load of wet plaster on his doors,or set the prick on fire.

 

[SpankySouthport]

I'd have dropped him like a bad habit, then pasloded him to the ceiling the cheeky fckin turd!

Not all plasterers rock up with a postman bag of tools!