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[paulf]

Thankfully I've been blessed with a poor sense of smell mate.

Which is incredibly lucky, given your head is closer to your knees than most people.

 

[jamesthefirst]

Nice, but these days if your seen with that much dosh, or paying for something expensive in cash, in a lot of places they are obliged to tell HM Revenue via their bank, and/or Plod presumes you are A) dealing drugs, b) Stealing it/doing something illegal, or C) and their least preferred - defrauding HMRC. As Dollar says, it's all about control.

Not when you use the machine to pay it in.

 

[essexandy]

Which is incredibly lucky, given your head is closer to your knees than most people.

Actually that's not true, but that's a whole different story.

 

[Flotsam&Gypsum]

Thankfully I've been blessed with a poor sense of morality mate.