john liffen
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hello i'm john, been in the trade 30years been using a laptop for a week, when you work for yourself you lose touch, this platform is like plastering porn.
John liffen
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Mickymoo83
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djfleming22
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Mickymoo83
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Formby plastering
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Stevieo
Royal Spin Doctor
Stevieo
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Have you met @Mickymoo83 ?
Mickymoo83
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So john whats your story? Are you a racist like gps?
djfleming22
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Can you shoot a gun
Mickymoo83
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Can you have a wank with your foot
djfleming22
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2 extra points if you can do it with the left foot
Mickymoo83
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Never been able to pull off a wank with my left hand so no chance with foot
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
Welcome! I see you’ve already met the criminally insane wing! Don’t let that put you off! Everyone else is fine, just fine... and normal ..... We’re all just FINE and NORMAL OK??!! And drunk.... a lot of us are DRUNK!!! Welcome! 
djfleming22
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*******
Mickymoo83
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The Hobo
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gobble if you can reach
The Hobo
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how do you plaster with a lap top
Mickymoo83
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With sounds of it he hasnt heard of smart phones as of yet
The Hobo
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tell him try jewsons for 1
The Hobo
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you pissed again JESSWelcome! I see you’ve already met the criminally insane wing! Don’t let that put you off! Everyone else is fine, just fine... and normal ..... We’re all just FINE and NORMAL OK??!! And drunk.... a lot of us are DRUNK!!! Welcome!
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
I woke up pissed! It’s mrs jesstheplasterer’s birthday weekend!
The Hobo
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give her a kiss from meI woke up pissed! It’s mrs jesstheplasterer’s birthday weekend!
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
You do know that Mrs jesstheplasterer is a boy? But I’ll give him a smooch from you if you wish!
Stevieo
Royal Spin Doctor
You do know that Mrs jesstheplasterer is a boy? But I’ll give him a smooch from you if you wish!
I'm sure he'd prefer a bag of cocaine and a four hour handjob.
The Hobo
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im easyYou do know that Mrs jesstheplasterer is a boy? But I’ll give him a smooch from you if you wish!
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
Not from me I think we’ve established!
Stevieo
Royal Spin Doctor
Not from me I think we’ve established!
Id I say from you? No I didn't...It's his birthday. The one day of the year you could let him choose one of your mates, surely?
The Hobo
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take aplasterers wrist for that one
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
He can go right ahead and try asking one of them!