Keeping vans tidy

[JessThePlasterer]

My vans a state at the mo. Last job just hauled everything in and f**k*d off! Need to sort it out, proper clean and air in tyres etc

@Stevieo didnt we talk about your assumptions earlier? Not all women need a tonne of stuff! I have f**k all. I reign Si in. If I was left to my own devices I wouldn’t have curtains, cushions etc, Si buys all that and hounds me for my lack of interest. I even have minimal tools because if it ain’t broke.

I have two oil paintings that I’d retrieve in case of fire. They are the only things in my house I really consider I own or care about . So stick it up your arse!

 

[Stevieo]

My vans a state at the mo. Last job just hauled everything in and f**k*d off! Need to sort it out, proper clean and air in tyres etc

@Stevieo didnt we talk about your assumptions earlier? Not all women need a tonne of stuff! I have f**k all. I reign Si in. If I was left to my own devices I wouldn’t have curtains, cushions etc, Si buys all that and hounds me for my lack of interest. I even have minimal tools because if it ain’t broke.

I have two oil paintings that I’d retrieve in case of fire. They are the only things in my house I really consider I own or care about . So stick it up your arse!

You insolent corpse fingered hag.

 

[Stevieo]

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Just clocked a squirrel.

If you don't mind me saying so, that's a gayers dog. For the efenemete types, y'unnerstan?

 

[JessThePlasterer]

You insolent hag.

Glad you’re back in the land of the living Steve, I’ve missed your sweet nothings in my ear

 

[Stevieo]

Glad you’re back in the land of the living Steve, I’ve missed your sweet nothings in my ear

I almost went off degs this week...couldn't see straight for a week. Spent most of it pissed and most of it awake. Mate dragged me out for a pint on Sat but when I tried to put a brave face on, I just presented as a madman and got kicked out.

Actually, I didn't get kicked out - I'm a well respected customer and this is Ireland. The barman is a master of making you think it was your idea to get on home...I think maybe he did something like invite me to try again tomorrow.

It was a truly horrible week but there was 18 good years for a week of pain, so I don't think I'm put off degs after all - so long as the next one lasts 18 years too. The one after that can see me die.

 

[Vincey]

@Andy g if your van is a mess mashed up, everything else is gonna be too

 

[JessThePlasterer]

I almost went off degs this week...couldn't see straight for a week. Spent most of it pissed and most of it awake. Mate dragged me out for a pint on Sat but when I tried to put a brave face on, I just presented as a madman and got kicked out.

Actually, I didn't get kicked out - I'm a well respected customer and this is Ireland. The barman is a master of making you think it was your idea to get on home...I think maybe he did something like invite me to try again tomorrow.

It was a truly horrible week but there was 18 good years for a week of pain, so I don't think I'm put off degs after all - so long as the next one lasts 18 years too. The one after that can see me die.

It’s never easy saying goodbye to a friend.

 

[Stevieo]

It’s never easy saying goodbye to a friend.

Troo dat x

 

[Squarehead]

If you don't mind me saying so, that's a gayers dog. For the efenemete types, y'unnerstan?

Now Stevieo, you do know that blokes who make such observations are often not so secure about their own sexuality? It's fine, no one's judging you.