Lidl's at it again

Went in Aldi the other day to see how poor people select their food as you all know I get a Harrods or fortnum & mason delivery to my servants, just for a wander and a while back I brought a kids garden shovel but it had a long handle and a proper metal spade bit and I now use to get Plaster out of tubs or render out a bath or wheelbarrow and that time I see the tote things on wheels and I knew I should of brought one as even if I didn’t use everyday it would be handy on jobs where I needed to shift gear around as I go but I couldn’t see them anywhere hope they sell them again cos I’m Defo gonna get one, but to fill by disappointment I got a log splitter and a long reach hedge pruner not bad considering I live on the 12th of a block of flats
 
Pagey said:
Went in Aldi the other day to see how poor people select their food as you all know I get a Harrods or fortnum & mason delivery to my servants, just for a wander and a while back I brought a kids garden shovel but it had a long handle and a proper metal spade bit and I now use to get Plaster out of tubs or render out a bath or wheelbarrow and that time I see the tote things on wheels and I knew I should of brought one as even if I didn’t use everyday it would be handy on jobs where I needed to shift gear around as I go but I couldn’t see them anywhere hope they sell them again cos I’m Defo gonna get one, but to fill by disappointment I got a log splitter and a long reach hedge pruner not bad considering I live on the 12th of a block of flats
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Harrods? What's up, can you not afford to go to a proper butcher?

Or is it just that you're too stupid to cook meat that doesn't have microwave instructions on the box?
 
Stevieo said:
Harrods? What's up, can you not afford to go to a proper butcher?

Or is it just that you're too stupid to cook meat that doesn't have microwave instructions on the box?
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Pfft why cook for myself when I don’t need to just cos you live in your bedsit above a kebab shop having a cheeky tug over marshy profile pic you decide to try and insult me but alas I have thick skin and nothing really bothers me especially from an ex cook in army and a truck driver, I’m going to let this slide purely for your benefit

Love
Pagey
 
Pagey said:
Pfft why cook for myself when I don’t need to just cos you live in your bedsit above a kebab shop having a cheeky tug over marshy profile pic you decide to try and insult me but alas I have thick skin and nothing really bothers me especially from an ex cook in army and a truck driver, I’m going to let this slide purely for your benefit

Love
Pagey
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I didn't try to insult you. I just asked if you were too stupid to work a frying pan.

If I want to insult you, I'll make you my dancing monkey in a few key strokes and no mistake.

Lidl's at it again
 
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