Log burner

[Casper]

Nowt ! I do curry on Saturdays but couldn't be arsed so brung hame a fish supper, Nash ya baam !

You must be livin in a cooncil estate. I hope you got a few Hector Nichols wi that greasy supper

 

[Smudger1]

You must be livin in a cooncil estate. I hope you got a few Hector Nichols wi that greasy supper

Nah plenty of my land between me and any council estates but wouldnt care if i lived back on one full of real people, not stuck up fake mutton dressed as lamb wankers thatforgot where they came from and the graft it took to get oot !
Those medieval manky block of flats you're in along jaykee alley must be great as long as you dont leave them at night ?

 

[Stevieo]

Prepping a fireplace for a log burner. Customer has suggested cement board. I reckon sand & cement. It’s bare brick at present. Ideas?

I've had an idea.

Drop all your tools off at a charity shop and get a job washing dishes

 

[Stevieo]

Speak properly ffs

He will probably tell you that's 'Scots'
They think that writing things down the way you say them makes it a language.

It's spoken by lazy bastards from central Scotland who are nationalists but too bone idle to learn gaelic

 

[Casper]

He will probably tell you that's 'Scots'
They think that writing things down the way you say them makes it a language.

It's spoken by lazy bastards from central Scotland who are nationalists but too bone idle to learn gaelic

Have you been evicted from your crack den yet?

 

[Stevieo]

Have you been evicted from your crack den yet?

Get on with your work. Rents due on your van

 

[Ritch]

Get on with your work. Rents due on your van

End of the months coming up can see a bounce back van payment coming, loooool

 

[Casper]

Get on with your work. Rents due on your van

I’m having January off. You get back to your janitorial duties. Ya wee baw bag

 

[Sitemonkey]

I’m having January off. You get back to your janitorial duties. Ya wee baw bag

Got nowt on Walter. The patchers positions still open . Manchester City centre???

 

[Casper]

Got nowt on Walter. The patchers positions still open . Manchester City centre???

I never do January ya wee skank.

 

[Sitemonkey]

I never do January ya wee skank.

Well I should of guessed because your the richest sweaty on here. My hero once again Walter xxx

 

[Stevieo]

I never do January ya wee skank.

Because you never have any work in January, you throbber

 

[Sitemonkey]

Because you never have any work in January, you throbber

Definitely

 

[Spitandpolish]

Definitely

And the F*****g rents due !!!

 

[Sitemonkey]

And the F*****g rents due !!!

He's ran out of victims now has poor old Walter . Soon be on site bless him

 

[Spitandpolish]

He's ran out of victims now has poor old Walter . Soon be on site bless him

He'll not get a start !

 

[Spitandpolish]

He's ran out of victims now has poor old Walter . Soon be on site bless him

Deliveroo !

 

[Sitemonkey]

Deliveroo !

Frying Mars bars local chippy ??

 

[Spitandpolish]

Frying Mars bars local chippy ??

If he's lucky !

 

[Casper]

You lads better get those piss stained trackies ready for next week. £10 an hour. Niiiice

 

[Ritch]

You lads better get those piss stained trackies ready for next week. £10 an hour. Niiiice

£10 a hour u ain’t worth half that u u ruff sock

 

[Cockney]

I’m having January off. You get back to your janitorial duties. Ya wee baw bag

 

[Casper]

Because you never have any work in January, you throbber

Don’t be jealous. I’m away on holiday next week. Pics to follow.