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[Casper]

Now now tis the season to be jolly.
@Cockney1 and @Sitemonkey have been round their local dog groomers, to get you a new syrup.
Nice touch that.

And I’ve got you a fleshlight. It’ll take the pressure of yer ageing wrist

 

[Sitemonkey]

Just do t do what Sitemonkey does. It’ll be the nearest bridge for you!

Now get an early night Walter. B n q might be busy tomorrow morning so get there sharpish with thec rest of the Facebook fuk wits . Like the masterplast and rendervate vans you see with 3 s**t kickers sat inside looking sniffed up still

 

[Sitemonkey]

Now now tis the season to be jolly.
@Cockney1 and @Sitemonkey have been round their local dog groomers, to get you a new syrup.
Nice touch that.

Hilarious

 

[paulf]

And I’ve got you a fleshlight. It’ll take the pressure of yer ageing wrist

I hope you didn't steal it from a customer, it'll get sent back if it's not factory fresh.

 

[Sitemonkey]

And I’ve got you a fleshlight. It’ll take the pressure of yer ageing wrist

I went in wickes the other week and some c**t had fasterplast written on his hoodie . What a c**t . So your hoodie can have syrup skim services on and you'll fit right in Walter baby

 

[Casper]

Now get an early night Walter. B n q might be busy tomorrow morning so get there sharpish with thec rest of the Facebook fuk wits . Like the masterplast and rendervate vans you see with 3 s**t kickers sat inside looking sniffed up still

No danger of that wee fella. I’m off until January. Hope your butt hasn’t frozen.

 

[Casper]

I went in wickes the other week and some c**t had fasterplast written on his hoodie . What a c**t . So your hoodie can have syrup skim services on and you'll fit right in Walter baby

You’ll never be as funny as me, sonny. Keep trying though.

 

[Complete]

No danger of that wee fella. I’m off until January. Hope your butt hasn’t frozen.

You can't claim to be 'off' when you just ain't got any work on

 

[Sitemonkey]

No danger of that wee fella. I’m off until January. Hope your butt hasn’t frozen.

So are we the sites close for 2 weeks you should now that a man of your vast experience

 

[Sitemonkey]

You can't claim to be 'off' when you just ain't got any work on

That's exactly what it is. We all know no one wants domestic work doing near Xmas and new year.

 

[Casper]

That's exactly what it is. We all know no one wants domestic work doing near Xmas and new year.

Well that’s pish. I’ve always got an empty house on at this time of year. So that blows that theory oot your water butt.

 

[Casper]

That's exactly what it is. We all know no one wants domestic work doing near Xmas and new year.

Have you not got a mrs you can take oot to the shops? You should hook up with Stevieo for chriimbo

 

[Sitemonkey]

Well that’s pish. I’ve always got an empty house on at this time of year. So that blows that theory oot your water butt.

No you've not Walter. So if your stuck our outfit needs a patcher for the pipe boxes I'll get you a start and introduce you to water butt's.

 

[Sitemonkey]

Have you not got a mrs you can take oot to the shops? You should hook up with Stevieo for chriimbo

Yes she's been shopping already to lidl in Salford best supermarket in the world

 

[Casper]

No you've not Walter. So if your stuck our outfit needs a patcher for the pipe boxes I'll get you a start and introduce you to water butt's.

Butt, butt, butt.

 

[Casper]

Yes she's been shopping already to lidl in Salford best supermarket in the world

Good selection of water butts in there. Amongst other non descript foreign shite

 

[Sitemonkey]

Good selection of water butts in there. Amongst other non descript foreign shite

Plenty of foreign shite yes definitely there all my neighbours

 

[paulf]

Walter Butts.

 

[Casper]

Walter Butts.

Seymour Butts

 

[Monkey Boy]

Hi all!

I'm a 27 year old mum to three kids! I'm doing a degree part time but I also want to become a plasterer. Can i have any help and advice on where or how to start?

I live in Gloucester and I'm a hard working woman! I currently work nights at tesco and it's just not for me. I've been in and out of retail for years and I just don't like it. I don't like girly things either so nails and hair? Forget it

Hope someone can help me, thank you!

Go for it but it is not just a trowel, hawk, whisk, bucket and spot board in boot of car it spills over into running a van full of other stuff you may not have considered.
I apologise on behalf of the forum but you will get used to every thread being destroyed by bickering facebook style posters whom you’d have come across in your degree case studies when you covered Narcism, Inferiority Complexes and Conspiracy Theorists

 

[Stewie03]

Come on don’t be shy!
how much you charge?

£100 a day and a case of iron bru

 

[Cockney]

Seymour Butts

Baldy Butts

 

[Casper]

Baldy Butts

Head butts

 

[ChrispyUK]

Go for it but it is not just a trowel, hawk, whisk, bucket and spot board in boot of car it spills over into running a van full of other stuff you may not have considered.
I apologise on behalf of the forum but you will get used to every thread being destroyed by bickering facebook style posters whom you’d have come across in your degree case studies when you covered Narcism, Inferiority Complexes and Conspiracy Theorists

Have a glass of water in between.

Conspiracy theorists?!

 

[Casper]

Have a glass of water in between.

Conspiracy theorists?!

Yes.

 

[Stewie03]

 

[Smudger1]

 

[hollybank]

Hilarious

 

[Dollar]

Hi all!

I'm a 27 year old mum to three kids! I'm doing a degree part time but I also want to become a plasterer. Can i have any help and advice on where or how to start?

I live in Gloucester and I'm a hard working woman! I currently work nights at tesco and it's just not for me. I've been in and out of retail for years and I just don't like it. I don't like girly things either so nails and hair? Forget it

Hope someone can help me, thank you!

You will need to do a NvQ of sorts
to get the qualification . Call your local college you would need a apprenticeship of sorts ..

 

[Complete]

Go for it but it is not just a trowel, hawk, whisk, bucket and spot board in boot of car it spills over into running a van full of other stuff you may not have considered.
I apologise on behalf of the forum but you will get used to every thread being destroyed by bickering facebook style posters whom you’d have come across in your degree case studies when you covered Narcism, Inferiority Complexes and Conspiracy Theorists

And dollar

 

[Ritch]

f**k off you site bashing peasant. My dust sheets get binned after every use. I only use fresh oot the pack

They get binned cause u like skimming everything in sight u messy old ruff sock,

 

[Ritch]

£100 a day and a case of Bucky

 

[The Hobo]

Think it's time all you c**ts went to bury bus stop and sorted out your issues this place worse tha Facebook

 

[John j]

I want to show my kids that it's not just a man's job. I'm fed up of being a cleaner, carer and whatever else us mum's deal with.

Just because I'm a female doesn't mean I can't do it? Why is their such a stigma around females wanting to join the trade?

I literally want something that I can do within school hours, work hard, have banter..

Buy a iron

 

[TonyM]

I take it you’re studying Psychology because you’re mental?