Missus in labour wont be long now boy's....

[spunky]

s*x is boring i'd rather bang one out to some dirty bareback gayporn or just watch eastenders with a nice cup of tea

 

[beddy]

the old boy i work with says he prefers a good dump in the morning rather than a jump.

 

[Nisus]

Just twigged it, i feel a bit dim now





read the title wrong- it reads 'missus in labour' and not 'nisus in labour'

;D I thought i was in labour this morning!
I gave birth to a brown log 2lb 1oz :

 

[PhilPlaster]

Congrats Nisus. I my the only one with no kids on here then?

 

[kirk johnstone]

Congrats Nisus. I my the only one with no kids on here then?

you can adopt me if you want phill

 

[PhilPlaster]

Congrats Nisus. I my the only one with no kids on here then?

you can adopt me if you want phill

I couldn't afford to keep you in the life style to which you are accustomed! :

 

[beddy]

i have no kids...not that i'm aware of though. well..no, thats a different story!