Monday Bitches

[Deleted member 39878]

You found out whos the Dad yet.

Lol, she says it’s me, and I do believe her cuz I’m the only dumb f**k*r to be with that women

 

[lurpak]

Lol, she says it’s me, and I do believe her cuz I’m the only dumb f*kr to be with that women

My little lad looks exactly like the postman. I’m not a paranoid bloke but when they start having a conversation in Polish it does get me thinking

 

[essexandy]

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All done now

Pete this is quite basic, when you're repointing you're only supposed to put the muck between the bricks.

 

[lurpak]

Pete this is quite basic, when you're repointing you're only supposed to put the muck between the bricks.

It’ll jet wash off

 

[Zippydragon]

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Chillin aboot in my workshop! Lovely day!!

Loving the sign writing!!!

 

[Simon85]

Painting primer on rubbing to get ready for k-rend silicon tc. Yay.....

 

[John j]

f**k Monday its take away tuesday

 

[Cockney]

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You love working for foreigners that give you food don’t ya! Lol

 

[John j]

You love working for foreigners that give you food don’t ya! Lol

Love anyone who gives me freebies . Only thing I turn downs me collars.

 

[Cockney]

Love anyone who gives me freebies . Only thing I turn downs me collars.

Greedy git! Lol

 

[John j]

Greedy git! Lol

I said I didn't want owt . Then he walked in with all that . Why is home made I****n food so much nicer the take aways

 

[lurpak]

I said I didn't want owt . Then he walked in with all that . Why is home made I****n food so much nicer the take aways

Because its home made

 

[John j]

Because its home made

f**k**g genius . Lol

 

[Cockney]

I said I didn't want owt . Then he walked in with all that . Why is home made I****n food so much nicer the take aways

I’ve had it before when I’ve worked for Indians in London mate. For some reason they love to feed you up!

 

[John j]

I’ve had it before when I’ve worked for Indians in London mate. For some reason they love to feed you up!

All time think these were Pakistanis. Worked for one and every time they fetched a brew 2 trays of cakes came in as well lol.
Hmmnmmm I done alot for Asians last 3 years and I.ve put over 2 stone on

 

[John j]

@Cockney1 one old dear (Yorkshire lass,,) fetched a plate of chocalate bars . Full size twix twirls with every brew . All week this and with me being a savoury kinda guy what could I do. Off course I sneaked em to van and took em for kids lol. Was like Willie wonkas at our gaffe lol

 

[John j]

Next Monday.s preview. Love a few corners

 

[John j]

@Cockney1 old boy came in today asking how Spicey we like our curried for next week .............f**k**g day rate as well you couldn't make it up

 

[Groove37]

Never had a spivey curry what’s in it mate

 

[John j]

Eh

Never had a spivey curry what’s in it mate

Eh

 

[lurpak]

Never had a spivey curry what’s in it mate

 

[Groove37]

Good edit @John j

 

[Groove37]

Is that rats f**k**g hell like size of cats!!!

 

[essexandy]

All time think these were Pakistanis. Worked for one and every time they fetched a brew 2 trays of cakes came in as well lol.
Hmmnmmm I done alot for Asians last 3 years and I.ve put over 2 stone on

Get back on that bike you fat c**t.
Now that is the pot calling the kettle black I tell thee.

 

[ChrispyUK]

I’ve seen that around the back of a curry house in Selly oak.

 

[John j]

Get back on that bike you fat c**t.
Now that is the pot calling the kettle black I tell thee.

Haha been out last night. Ass is killing . In gym as we speak. Do a set rub trowel for a min on whetstone

 

[John j]

Is that rats fkg hell like size of cats!!!

There a relation of rats . Can't remember name now but live near rivers.

 

[John j]

Nutria - Wikipedia

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[Groove37]

There a relation of rats . Can't remember name now but live near rivers.

Thanks @John j learn something new everyday

 

[John j]

Thanks @John j learn something new everyday

Just don't asking me owt biut plastering lol

 

[Cockney]

@Cockney1 old boy came in today asking how Spicey we like our curried for next week .............fkg day rate as well you couldn't make it up

Get a bog roll in the fridge ready just in case he gives you a vindaloo! Lol

 

[John j]

Just pva.d boards lol. And dodgy blue bucket n multi ohhhhh nooooo

 

[essexandy]

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You're doomed.

 

[John j]

You're doomed.

It's ok waters wet as f**k

 

[Stevieo]

Pete this is quite basic, when you're repointing you're only supposed to put the muck between the bricks.

He's not pointing. That's it rubbed up.

Be reet when the sun goes round a bit.