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Tempted to put a £600 parasol through, say it's for shade if I'm mixing outside or if it's raining... Would you? And what's the most ridiculous thing you've put through
Very feasible tbf..f**k knows what I put in and claim as i dont touch any of it,no receipts or keeping tabs,nothing..accountant does it all and I'm very happy with my tax billTempted to put a £600 parasol through, say it's for shade if I'm mixing outside or if it's raining... Would you? And what's the most ridiculous thing you've put through
Sold!Joiners use parasol all the time to sep up chop saw etc outside In domestics. Sure you could claim for that....
Ha same, always seems to be in stag do destinations surprisinglyHotel stay, said i canvasing for business..
Tempted to put a £600 parasol through, say it's for shade if I'm mixing outside or if it's raining... Would you? And what's the most ridiculous thing you've put through
You won't get me that easily.
I have never claimed for anything I shouldn't have. If I use a company pencil to write a shopping list I declare the private use portion of the lead.
couple lap dances when we went to slovienia.
lol.Thought you was gonna say wiggles for a second then
Every builder I know is a dodgy f**k*r,£1000s stashed under the bed
Surprised it fit in the paint canPut a dildo through by accident once...missus didn't like it so use it for mixing up paint, so worked out ok in the end.
Surprised it fit in the paint can
I'm pretty much the same, didn't put the car through the business though. Thought I'd be better off putting the mileage through for the car each year rather than the payment. If I had a couple of cars I'd put one through thoughAll sorts over the years,all legit mind, through the business and more with the benefit to claim the vat back.
A new Nissan nivara ( classed as a comercial vehicle)
Laptop (to type my invoices up on)
Nice Meals out (with work contacts)
Mileage on a private vehicle,on a nearly new Range Rover sport
A jaunt to Florida ( rendering related.)
Christmas piss up every year.
Etc etc.
Putting dildos in paint cans?What do you think lube's for???
What do you think lube's for???
Putting dildos in paint cans?
Surprised it fit in the paint can
Surprised it fit in the paint can
10 Litre tubs
Tempted to put a £600 parasol through, say it's for shade if I'm mixing outside or if it's raining... Would you? And what's the most ridiculous thing you've put through
Like tax man comes on here and goes through shite that 20 plasterers are spouting in the whole of ukOh look, an incriminating thread for the tax mans benefit! No thanks!
Like I was seriousLike tax man comes on here and goes through shite that 20 plasterers are spouting in the whole of uk
I thought that with thread “faces to names”Oh look, an incriminating thread for the tax mans benefit! No thanks!
Now we know the why You are Complete lol
Macdonalds for the family tonight in the cue for 3 hours. Il say I skimed a ceiling in that 3hours if hmrc askTempted to put a £600 parasol through, say it's for shade if I'm mixing outside or if it's raining... Would you? And what's the most ridiculous thing you've put through
There’s a nice pork pie for someone in there if you can find it.Put new racking in mine today. Lasted till first corner @Vincey View attachment 49925