Much patience

[Smudger1]

About fekin time they brought canned spray multi out ! You can tackle that with ease now !

 

[vfr12]

He didn’t get a free hat from to throw like the other guys.

He is not artex specialist mate! No asbestos no hat. Simple

 

[lurpak]

He is not artex specialist mate! No asbestos no hat. Simple

 

[essexandy]

He is not artex specialist mate! No asbestos no hat. Simple

I'm qualified to put Artex on, doesn't that count?

 

[lurpak]

I'm qualified to put Artex on, doesn't that count?

Yes I’ve seen it when you posted pictures the other day

 

[algeeman]

Spark should have 2 maps. One for his cables and one for his treasure chest

I was whinging about having to drop back skimming our garage ceilings on our site because there's no money in them.
Spark said ye but you've got all the plots.
That's not the point i said they should be ready with the houses.
Silly c**t said he's doing alright ...big stupid grin on his face" £800 a week I'm getting"
I couldn't help laughing and suddenly didn't care about the garages lol.

 

[vfr12]

if that’s was a jar honey ........ that’s me then

 

[lurpak]

if that’s was a jar honey ........ that’s me then

Drinking against your religion?

 

[essexandy]

I was whinging about having to drop back skimming our garage ceilings on our site because there's no money in them.
Spark said ye but you've got all the plots.
That's not the point i said they should be ready with the houses.
Silly c**t said he's doing alright ...big stupid grin on his face" £800 a week I'm getting"
I couldn't help laughing and suddenly didn't care about the garages lol.

I've had similar with both sparks and plumbers over the years mate. Everyone assumes they're coining it.

 

[Djr]

I was whinging about having to drop back skimming our garage ceilings on our site because there's no money in them.
Spark said ye but you've got all the plots.
That's not the point i said they should be ready with the houses.
Silly c**t said he's doing alright ...big stupid grin on his face" £800 a week I'm getting"
I couldn't help laughing and suddenly didn't care about the garages lol.

Ha ha and there usually rammed with every one else's shite in the way

 

[algeeman]

if that’s was a jar honey ........ that’s me then

I'd love to know what that means mate lol.....when I first moved up north everyone keeps saying "Jesus wept"...10 years later I've never asked what it means lol

 

[vfr12]

I'm qualified to put Artex on, doesn't that count?

No! You are private member and don’t moan like a bitch

 

[vfr12]

I'd love to know what that means mate lol.....when I first moved up north everyone keeps saying "Jesus wept"...10 years later I've never asked what it means lol

Sorry mate I was quoting lurpaks picture of the teddy with the bear. Don’t know how I ended doing a whole house + f**k**g garage for a jar of honey lol

 

[essexandy]

No! You are private member and don’t moan like a bitch

Am I? I always assumed that I was the lowest of the low. A bit like @JessThePlasterer, but I'm not quite as butch.

 

[algeeman]

I've had similar with both sparks and plumbers over the years mate. Everyone assumes they're coining it.

I had our house full re wire and re plumbed.
New boilers rads dowlight first 2nd fix. etc....they don't earn what everyone thinks mate

 

[essexandy]

I'd love to know what that means mate lol.....when I first moved up north everyone keeps saying "Jesus wept"...10 years later I've never asked what it means lol

"Jesus wept" is used down here as well mate. Sort of 'unbelieveable' or 'I can't f**k**g believe it'.

 

[vfr12]

Drinking against your religion?

Baaaah ! f**k that !

 

[algeeman]

"Jesus wept" is used down here as well mate. Sort of 'unbelieveable' or 'I can't f**k**g believe it'.

I only usually here it when I'm slagging my Mrs off

 

[vfr12]

Am I? I always assumed that I was the lowest of the low. A bit like @JessThePlasterer, but I'm not quite as butch.

You haven’t seen anything yet! Wait till the coronation takes place

 

[vfr12]

I only usually here it when I'm slagging my Mrs off

And me after shagg ! According her - Jesus him self

 

[Stevieo]

Hardly a straightforward job and possibly the worst carpentry I've ever tried to get over.
Luckily my son has loads of patience when it comes to boarding. Let's hope I have when I start skimming it tomorrow.
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Very nice.... what did you get him to do after dinner?

 

[Stevieo]

Am I? I always assumed that I was the lowest of the low. A bit like @JessThePlasterer, but I'm not quite as butch.

Oooh... didn't you learn anything from the ******* debacle?

You'll be the next one running for your life.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Am I? I always assumed that I was the lowest of the low. A bit like @JessThePlasterer, but I'm not quite as butch.

You wish you could be like me!

 

[JessThePlasterer]

You haven’t seen anything yet! Wait till the coronation takes place

Oh yeeeeeaaaahh!!!!!!!

 

[Vincey]

Credit where credits due always appreciate a job well done , good man son of andy

But I will say one thing, if my dad said get up there sort the boarding I’d say you go up I’ll pass you the screws up and the cuts

 

[essexandy]

Credit where credits due always appreciate a job well done , good man son of andy

But I will say one thing, if my dad said get up there sort the boarding I’d say you go up I’ll pass you the screws up and the cuts

I was stuck tacking in an awkward cupboard.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

I was stuck tacking in an awkward cupboard.

Bet you were wondering about that strange turn of events considering you prob started your son off in cupboard spaces and now he’s got the old man in the cupboard!

 

[lurpak]

I was stuck tacking in an awkward cupboard.

Keep it up and you’ll be on bottoms of walls next

 

[essexandy]

Bet you were wondering about that strange turn of events considering you prob started your son off in cupboard spaces and now he’s got the old man in the cupboard!

Actually I just occasionally peered out of the cupboard and thought "thank f**k I haven't got to sort that shite out". I know my place!

 

[essexandy]

Keep it up and you’ll be on bottoms of walls next

Trust me I look forward to the day when I'm just following along the bottom of a few walls a day.
My mission will have then been achieved.

 

[John j]

Nice work @essexandy . We got a fiddly job in few weeks . Plumbers boarded It and looks ok to be fair. I prefer s**t like this then big flat walls. You have to use your brain a bit

 

[Donzo]

Hardly a straightforward job and possibly the worst carpentry I've ever tried to get over.
Luckily my son has loads of patience when it comes to boarding. Let's hope I have when I start skimming it tomorrow.
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I guess you rate that pink scrim, never tried it.

 

[essexandy]

I guess you rate that pink scrim, never tried it.

It is very sticky but not without its problems. We've just had a box of the normal white stuff delivered from Direct Building Supplies but if it keeps falling down overnight it'll be going back.

 

[zombie]

It is very sticky but not without its problems. We've just had a box of the normal white stuff delivered from Direct Building Supplies but if it keeps falling down overnight it'll be going back.

Stick a staple in each end mate

 

[Retired Spread]

top boarding Andy......it's got a nice 'gender neutrality' look to it