my fellow s**t spreaders

[Cockney]

set yourself a certain amount a day mate

And a pubs open start time is a good idea!

 

[Lastlaff]

How satisfying is that pop sound...even the Henry struggled

 

[Djr]

I cant watch tele
bored after 5 mins of it.

might reskim the house to piss her off lol

Fuk me I'll have no tread on my mtb tyres by next week and there a £100 a pair

 

[algeeman]

Fuk me I'll have no tread on my mtb tyres by next week and there a £100 a pair

enjoy it damien while the suns out mate

 

[John j]

Chin up mate I dunno if it helps but my kids have started to face time theres!

Please font ask me how the fook to do it though!

Your yorkshires worse then mine. Is garage shut

 

[tapit]

Wapses or bees?
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[John j]

Fuk me I'll have no tread on my mtb tyres by next week and there a £100 a pair

Got some cheapest in shed is ye want em lol 27.5.s

 

[tapit]

I was had visions of a big f**k**g hornet coming out there the only thing that makes me run

Had the sprayer out the other day, great little bit of kit.

 

[Djr]

Got some cheapest in shed is ye want em lol 27.5.s

I've got 3 mtbs john the worn ones are 29rs cheers anyway

 

[John j]

I've got 3 mtbs john the worn ones are 29rs cheers anyway

Dont do 29ers. Seem to catch me toes on wheels on turns doh.
Went out few times this week . Trails are drying nice

 

[Djr]

enjoy it damien while the suns out mate

I am doing it's when it pisses down it gets wank . As much as plastering can be shite scratching your spuds for a few more weeks must be worse surely

 

[Djr]

Dont do 29ers. Seem to catch me toes on wheels on turns doh.
Went out few times this week . Trails are drying nice

Trails are mint now . Shame some t**t beat a farmer up on the peaks . Now there's drowns all over the place

 

[John j]

Trails are mint now . Shame some t**t beat a farmer up on the peaks . Now there's drowns all over the place

What's drowns.
Walkers round here put branches across em cause of motor bikes and quads. But its attempted fuckkng murder .

 

[paulf]

Sorry lads bike chat got a bit dry, so.

 

[Ftp321]

Had the sprayer out the other day, great little bit of kit.

Good mate glad you like it

 

[Djr]

What's drowns.
Walkers round here put branches across em cause of motor bikes and quads. But its attempted fuckkng murder .

Drones sorry them things in the air that c**ts smuggle wiff into nick with

 

[John j]

Sorry lads bike chat got a bit dry, so.
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That's seats to low for her . Wont get full benifit

 

[Ritch]

Been working in a new build today and I am not blaming you personally but the quality of the work as a whole is a disgrace. Enjoy the beer!

What as bad as your stud work and skimming lol

 

[choppa]

rum will probly finish me not having to drive the next day drinking far to much

I’m not even a big drinker one look at the bottle nd I’m pissed.

 

[The Hobo]

I’m not even a big drinker one look at the bottle nd I’m pissed.

some day I will just say fck it no more

 

[Stewie03]

Since I've downed tools I don't know what day I'm on,I've ordered a load of masonry paint anyway the missus wants me to paint the roughcast render a new colour,I don't mind need something to do plus I'll clear the guttering out while I'm up there, then I'll get back on the trampoline with my mad b*****d of a son

 

[The Hobo]

getting up for a shite speak to u all later /and stop worrying

Since I've downed tools I don't know what day I'm on,I've ordered a load of masonry paint anyway the missus wants me to paint the roughcast render a new colour,I don't mind need something to do plus I'll clear the guttering out while I'm up there, then I'll get back on the trampoline with my mad b*****d of a son

put trampoline tight to wall give the boy a brush and paint and away he goes job done

 

[essexandy]

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We get the f**k**s every year.
Nearly always one in the garage.
Even worse when we had the thatched roof.

 

[The Hobo]

We get the f**k**s every year.
Nearly always one in the garage.
Even worse when we had the thatched roof.

tell me andy what stops a thatched roof from going on fire

 

[essexandy]

tell me andy what stops a thatched roof from going on fire

Not setting light to it seemed to work well Norm.
Guy from our insurance company said that house fires were less common in thatched properties than those with tiled roofs, as those that live in thatched properties are more careful.
It was the worst job I've ever done stripping that thatch off.

 

[The Hobo]

Not setting light to it seemed to work well Norm.
Guy from our insurance company said that house fires were less common in thatched properties than those with tiled roofs, as those that live in thatched properties are more careful.
It was the worst job I've ever done stripping that thatch off.

does it burn like straw

 

[essexandy]

does it burn like straw

Ours was straw mate. Different materials used in different parts of the country.
When loose it burnt readily, when tightly packed, not so well.

 

[The Hobo]

Ours was straw mate. Different materials used in different parts of the country.
When loose it burnt readily, when tightly packed, not so well.

did u have open fires or wood burners

 

[essexandy]

did u have open fires or wood burners

Wood burners and an oil fired Rayburn.

 

[The Hobo]

Wood burners and an oil fired Rayburn.

I wouldn't seep at night would be laid in bed sniffing

 

[essexandy]

I wouldn't seep at night would be laid in bed sniffing

I never gave it a thought, apart from on fireworks night.
It was sad to see the roof go, but it had to to keep the planning officer happy about my plans for an extension.

 

[Cockney]

I wouldn't seep at night would be laid in bed sniffing

Standard for @zombie !

 

[tapit]

Ours was straw mate. Different materials used in different parts of the country.
When loose it burnt readily, when tightly packed, not so well.

 

[Vincenzo dupris]

hows everyone feeling/doing today
hope your all well




time for a beer I suppose

Stopped drinking no good for me butty I would not trust a man if he wouldn't have a pint with me though hypocrisy no just no good for me

 

[algeeman]

Stopped drinking no good for me butty I would not trust a man if he wouldn't have a pint with me though hypocrisy no just no good for me

I know a few lads who fell out of love beer mate