My good lady...

[essexandy]

She owned a pub that I used to frequent, lovely little back street locals pub in Torquay. We lost it in the crash '08. Most of the pubs around us went down the pan . We left that life behind and had our two boys Ethan and Dylan View attachment 45350

And right there are the two best reasons NOT to move up North.
It'll soon wipe those smiles off their mooshes. What a shite future they'd have in comparison with where you are now.
Don't do it.

 

[Olican]

Got her number out of a telephone box by all accounts

 

[John j]

Like F*****g facebook!

Wish you.d learn how to post a pic

 

[zombie]

Wish you.d learn how to post a pic

I dont go anywhere!

 

[raggles]

We at barnborough next feb . Lovely little village. I.d love to have all work on holly island . Go do 4 hours and f**k off home View attachment 45352before tide comes in lol.
Nice beaches as well @Olican

nah when you work on holy island it's a 10 hr shift cos of the tides. Done it a few times.

 

[John j]

nah when you work on holy island it's a 10 hr shift cos of the tides. Done it a few times.

Uffff lol. Where you from then @raggles

 

[zombie]

Uffff lol. Where you from then @raggles

Holy island!

 

[Cockney]

Uffff lol. Where you from then @raggles

Hahahahaha!! That’s f**k*d you ain’t it!

 

[John j]

Hahahahaha!! That’s f**k*d you ain’t it!

Thats retirement plan f**k*d lol.

 

[Cockney]

Thats retirement plan f**k*d lol.

Did you get your timber ok this morning?

 

[John j]

Did you get your timber ok this morning?

Yeah it was still there. Pulled job back . Still in weekend though . But now little ens at school i.m slowly getting out of working em. Enjoyed last en of

 

[Cockney]

Yeah it was still there. Pulled job back . Still in weekend though . But now little ens at school i.m slowly getting out of working em. Enjoyed last en of

Result!

 

[John j]

Result!

I.ve got 9 till 2 on a thurs fri now . So fingers cross.glad we did it how we did. Little ens defo enjoyed it. Wifes just been offered more hours as well working from home whole he.s at school

 

[zombie]

I.ve got 9 till 2 on a thurs fri now . So fingers cross.glad we did it how we did. Little ens defo enjoyed it. Wifes just been offered more hours as well working from home whole he.s at school

Part time tramp!

 

[superspread]

We at barnborough next feb . Lovely little village. I.d love to have all work on holly island . Go do 4 hours and f**k off home View attachment 45352before tide comes in lol.
Nice beaches as well @Olican

Looks like hell

 

[raggles]

Uffff lol. Where you from then @raggles

We've had this conversation before, wooler.
QI fact here, if you live on holy island and have nippers, they are entitled to a place at a boarding school for free ! Due to the tides and not being able to regularly attend a state school !

 

[John j]

We've had this conversation before, wooler.
QI fact here, if you live on holy island and have nippers, they are entitled to a place at a boarding school for free ! Due to the tides and not being able to regularly attend a state school !

We've had this conversation before, wooler.
QI fact here, if you live on holy island and have nippers, they are entitled to a place at a boarding school for free ! Due to the tides and not being able to regularly attend a state school !

Cant recall you saying you lived in wooler . We stop on the caravan park as you leave village . Cant remember name now. Got boozer across road with swimming pool

 

[raggles]

Cant recall you saying you lived in wooler . We stop on the caravan park as you leave village . Cant remember name now. Got boozer across road with swimming pool

Aye the riverside. There's a cafe called the milk bar on the corner i put a concrete bay outside of a few year back and did a fair bit work on the big old house just behind it.

 

[John j]

Aye the riverside. There's a cafe called the milk bar on the corner i put a concrete bay outside of a few year back and did a fair bit work on the big old house just behind it.

Yeah they have a fake cow out side

 

[zombie]

Yeah they have a fake cow out side

You visit all the iconic landmarks you do!!!

#getafuckinproperjobyerparttimerdossersoyoucangoonproperholidays!#

 

[jamesthefirst]

Here ya go @Olican this could be handy

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nice one I now know how to say to a lassie “well are you going down on me tonight?.... get the beers in!”

 

[smoother09]

Do not move up north that’s coming from a northerner that’s settled in Devon nothing but ***** and immigrants up there! Everyone undercutting each other working for 80 a day even less the Romanian joeys ect! Fat ugly women ooooh makes me cringe just give the mrs the elbow it’s the only way!!