Names that stuck

Bloke up the boozer is know a sticky bogey cos he an annoying c**t and you think u have shaken him off and he pops up again
 
An apprentice called Billy the wedge or wedge for short cos he got thicker as he went along, a lad i knew worked at Nissan so in the boozer to this day he is called "wipe on wipe off"
 
Most people in Bristol got a nick name

Bloke I work for a lot is called Tick because he couldn't say six pence years ago

They call me ginger because I used to call my old boss it before he got bold now hes called boldy

My mate is called cory and known as core plug

You got Wiggy he got bolding hair in all different places hes also known as jimmy as in jimmy savvile

Marcus is called swampy and Burt swampy because he floods the houses out with his water brush and he works for benderrend as opposed to plaster rend

Gypsy Dave hes a gypsy called Dave

1 coat Pete the painter

Boner the painter he got a massive cock

Nervous nerris a woman who gets us to do 1 part of her house at a time because she gets nervous about men working in her house

Big Matty the chippy hes about 5 foot tall
 
When I was working for my dad, we were called Captain Chaos & the Boy Blunder!!
Also when my mum left, dad was piss poor, we were known as Patcham aid, Patcham being area we lived!
Step-son came home today.. he now the Teenage Mutant Ginger Turtle. Pmsl! [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji217]
 
Got a mate called glutch , this was years ago , got on a bit of gear and stood on top of a high building thinking he could fly , waving his arms shouting glutch , glutch
 
Went on a birthday trip away with a mate about 12-13 years ago, sat in the hotel (more like hostel) bar and i had a bit of a go at a mate about something. One lad that worked with the birthday boy, who i'd not met before this beer shouts "easy calm down bear". Ain't shook bear since. s**t nickname, don't even know why he came up with it
 
When I was doing the site work there was a site agent an older bloke called dick people would always ask him " u got a pencil dick" or you got a saw dick when I was 18 I found it well amusing giggling like a little girl
 
Had a couple of blokes who stayed on site lived in the canteen when the agent would allow it got the name the stinky boys cos although they grafted never washed and it was a Hum you could smell from the other flat and thing is they would come in and speak to us and we would all dart off one by one cos it was that bad
 
Few names I've come across.
Skip.... he was called cos the bloke was full of s**t. There was gunner...... cos he was gonna do this and gonna do that. Porno john... he grunted like a f....r when trowling up
 
In school there was a poor lad with a withered hand, someone called him "digger" because his arm looked like a digger scoop. That name stuck with him for years, kids really are the most evil among us
 
Olican said:
In school there was a poor lad with a withered hand, someone called him "digger" because his arm looked like a digger scoop. That name stuck with him for years, kids really are the most evil among us
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When i look back to my school years and think of all the "trampy" kids we used to take the piss out of the poor bastards never stood much of a chance in life. Its only now im older and wiser you realise the parents must have been piss poor.

Matty france was still a tramp though because his face was always filthy and it costs f**k all to splash some water on yourself for a quick scrub.
 
thebearbeef said:
When i look back to my school years and think of all the "trampy" kids we used to take the piss out of the poor bastards never stood much of a chance in life. Its only now im older and wiser you realise the parents must have been piss poor.

Matty france was still a tramp though because his face was always filthy and it costs f**k all to splash some water on yourself for a quick scrub.
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Never really jumped on the trampy kid thing at school??..maybe cause I was also a trampy kid??:(
 
Fatarm said:
Never really jumped on the trampy kid thing at school??..maybe cause I was also a trampy kid??:(
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My family never had much cash growing up but my mum always made sure my shirt and trousers were clean and ironed...even if they did get a bit small at times!

Remember her buying me some donnay trainers one day and the first thing i thought was f**k im gunna get ripped to bits for this. Great for a toe poke though lol
 
My son is ginger so I try kit him out in the best stuff and make sure he is sort of seen as popular it's gonna be tough cos he will either pull it off or all the nice stuff I buy him will get stolen from him, I've had a few chats with him about the bullying stuff but it's hard to get my point across when I make him walk 10 paces behind me
 
Pagey said:
My son is ginger so I try kit him out in the best stuff and make sure he is sort of seen as popular it's gonna be tough cos he will either pull it off or all the nice stuff I buy him will get stolen from him, I've had a few chats with him about the bullying stuff but it's hard to get my point across when I make him walk 10 paces behind me
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Best comment i've ever read from ya, glad i just unblocked u!
 
Fatarm said:
?? Because you were washing floors?
Or..for wearing a brown trenchcoat and nowt else:frenetico:
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Or just because you were flash with your cigars like??:rebotando:
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I have an image in my head that Danny looks a bit like mr muscle cos let's face it how many plasterers are good on computers ect most I know have hand writing like a 6 year old
 
thebearbeef said:
My family never had much cash growing up but my mum always made sure my shirt and trousers were clean and ironed...even if they did get a bit small at times!

Remember her buying me some donnay trainers one day and the first thing i thought was f**k im gunna get ripped to bits for this. Great for a toe poke though lol
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Yeh..I remember getting a pair of Adidas kick trainers Iol..I was about 9 years old? Combo Xmas and birthday present I think..


Had them for about 4 years lol...no wonder i have bad feet and bent toes:LOL:
 
An old friend when we were running the streets back in the day always ended up going wi girls a bit younger so we called him paedo. It stuck for years. Though he ended up a school teacher lol so that was the end of that nick name. :lol:
 
Fatarm said:
?? Because you were washing floors?
Or..for wearing a brown trenchcoat and nowt else:frenetico:
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Or just because you were flash with your cigars like??:rebotando:
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Nope got electrocuted a few times in a couple of weeks...

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Pagey said:
I have an image in my head that Danny looks a bit like mr muscle cos let's face it how many plasterers are good on computers ect most I know have hand writing like a 6 year old
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My hand writing is bad... Jane fills my forms in when I need to :-)

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Danny said:
My hand writing is bad... Jane fills my forms in when I need to :)

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Hahah most plasterers hand writing is bad although mine ain't to bad but as for computers I can work my phone email and and check bank balance and find free porn the rest I haven't a clue couldn't get on the other day I thought I had been banned or the suspicious bloke up the road was messing with the internet I knew he looked dodgy cos I was curtain twitching
 
We have >

Flea beard
Son of flea beard
Piss fleck beard
Pedo beard
Bummer parsons
Shergar
Cunninglingus aficionado
Monkey hands
Little John

These guys are a mix of trades that work for the same developer as us. All the names are made from our lab who is obviously absolutely mental He makes the days go quick though lol
 
Oh and Sean the bricked lab is called fellani, he got caught pissing off the scaffold and had a right old bush !!!
 
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