NEED WORK IN ESSEX LONDON

[skrim]

You would be nuts to employ as he is a chancer!

He had all his tools taken as he could not work out how to use them properly!

We have banned him from this forum before and it still stands

Danny

 

[TonyM]

Why have you moved to London Oasis?

 

[kirk johnstone]

jack of all trades, master of ...... well am not going to say it. ;D

think you are selling your self abit short on £80 a day for plastering mate, i get lads to post flyers for me to keep the work coming in steady. you will never get rich working for someone else. i would deffo try advertising before becoming someone's slave

 

[skrim]

its not that I'm a slave its just need work and if you want a slave or a spread then I'm your man i just need some work come on lads don't you :'( ill go were the work is

 

[richardbrown]

what you like at sucking cock skrim ?

 

[spunky]

we could have a competition

 

[TonyM]

what you like at sucking cock skrim ?

Cock Scrim? Is that some sort of mesh made out of chickens?

 

[skrim]

no its made up from dick heads posting crap on here. I think you can buy it on the plasterers forum starting bid 99p ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D see I too can have a laugh

 

[kirk johnstone]

have you tried advertising mate?

 

[flynnyman]

no its made up from dick heads posting crap on here. I think you can buy it on the plasterers forum starting bid 99p ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D see I too can have a laugh

Hey did you ever get your tools back of that rendering job?

 

[southernmonkey]

i wanted to see the pictures ....we could have had a good chuckle at them

 

[flynnyman]

So was i, he said he was gonna take some but they probably took the camera off him aswell lol

 

[southernmonkey]

someone needs to hire him to do a job ...just for the crack ....but not me i like my house lol

 

[beddy]

someone please tell me whats going on? looks like we're having a laugh at someones expense and i don't want to miss out! anyone know where kebab king is lately?

 

[southernmonkey]

He's a knob end of

As for kebab king he finally ate 1 too many kebabs after being nasty to me and exploded like mr creosote lol

 

[pftmonojetman]

He's a knob end of

As for kebab king he finally ate 1 too many kebabs after being nasty to me and exploded like mr creosote lol

Quality Python reference "It is but waffer thin" ;D ;D

 

[essexandy]

someone needs to hire him to do a job ...just for the crack ....but not me i like my house lol

I might have just the thing, just down the road from you Monkey, he'd like that ceiling don't you think?

 

[southernmonkey]

What not that nice ceiling that's 100m2 and has to be done in 1 hit ........ Anybody who wants to watch contact me or andy tickets are a fiver and there's a good tea stall just outside lol

 

[skrim]

ill have that whats the m2 price

 

[beddy]

who are you talking about though?