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hector said:
you must be one of our southern friends john,... never mind,... your friends in the north will guide and help you and anybody else who calls it a hawk, this very difficult embarrassing problem can be overcome but it needs determination and self control, starting Monday call it a handboard, all day every day, your health will improve, concentration levels will be better, you will become more confident ,more pride no longer will people point and talk in hushed tones as you walk by, you will gain more respect,.... there are trained specialists out there doctors/lecturers who will help you and all our southern brethren with this sad problem, we in the
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I just don't think i could :) its just WRONG!
 
hector said:
you must be one of our southern friends john,... never mind,... your friends in the north will guide and help you and anybody else who calls it a hawk, this very difficult embarrassing problem can be overcome but it needs determination and self control, starting Monday call it a handboard, all day every day, your health will improve, concentration levels will be better, you will become more confident ,more pride no longer will people point and talk in hushed tones as you walk by, you will gain more respect,.... there are trained specialists out there doctors/lecturers who will help you and all our southern brethren with this sad problem, we in the
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john simpson said:
Family are the ones who hand you the hoover or mop when you ask for it ;)
Also you have the last hit on and all the gear half packed up and they announce they have another wee patch they forgot about , that hawkful you threw out is of course set.
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God I hate it when you've packed everything away and they say oh anychance you could just fill this in. Yes I can fill your face in if you want. Now get yourself to b&q buy some pollyfiller and fill it your fu#king self. You lazy cu#nt.
 
hector said:
you must be one of our southern friends john,... never mind,... your friends in the north will guide and help you and anybody else who calls it a hawk, this very difficult embarrassing problem can be overcome but it needs determination and self control, starting Monday call it a handboard, all day every day, your health will improve, concentration levels will be better, you will become more confident ,more pride no longer will people point and talk in hushed tones as you walk by, you will gain more respect,.... there are trained specialists out there doctors/lecturers who will help you and all our southern brethren with this sad problem, we in the
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I'm from Nottingham been plasterering since I was 16 now 33 and always called it a handboard and so has most of all the plasterers I know.
 
john simpson said:
I just don't think i could :) its just WRONG!
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no you will feel better john believe me, save the handboard/royal society of handboards/Samaritans, these are just a few charities out there who can help you john with this difficult problem, and of course you know your northern brethren are with you emotionally and morally you can rely on our support
 
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