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david knight

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Hi. I started in 1983 decorating etc Did that for 23 years. (I'm 56) Specialised in plastering for the last 10 years (1996-2006 approx) Then got into other biz. Recently decided to get back into it 'cos I'm broke or soon will be.. let's gloss over that bit (quick drying type gloss :) )

Anyway, last month I rang a lot of tradesmen in and around my area (clacton) and a couple took my number for future ref etc. Everybody said it's quiet, near xmas ..

One guy (mick, Holland on sea, maybe you know him, maybe you don't ,hi mick if ur reading this thanks) gave me a days work. First time I'd picked up a trowel (his) for 10 years. Big kitchen ceiling skim over board. Was like I'd never had a break, went fine, he was happy, customer was happy, Mick couldn't give me anymore days on the job as he needed the work for himself (last 2 weeks before xmas etc)

Next day though muscles were aching a bit :).. guess I need to rebuild the stamina back. But you know, ceilings are a bit more demanding ( not a lot. just a little bit more)

I've been putting out free ads online. Ad in local paper. Got an estimate thru craigslist. Got the job. 3 days work would have completed before Jan. What happened? Texted me he needed to postpone until Jan because of work commitments.

From my experience that rarely happens. Usually means it's cancelled, which also rarely happens. Most people will leave you alone in the house, but he wanted to be around, so can't rule it out 100% but really needed it. My instincts a rarely wrong though.

Next- designed and printed my own leaflets ( not bad at that sort of stuff so if you're in the market for a design job let me know and I can email you mine as a sample)

Went out and mailed a few hundred, freezing cold .. lovely. I was going to avoid the biggest house in the nicest road near me, cos sometimes people who are well off are the worst customers unless you been recommended. But as it happens he was on his doorstep so, I though, might as well.
"I thought you were bring me the winning lottery ticket"
"You don't really need it do you with a beautiful house like this."
"Thanks, that's really handy", he says looking at my leaflet. " Do you do wall papering" ?
I'm thinking- I hate wallpapering. Don't think I've even done it since the early 90's
"Yeah, do people still have wallpaper these days"?
"They still sell it in the shops."

Anyway his name is ron and he does regular prop maint. So hopefully something will turn up soon from somewhere. Doing more leaflets this weekend.

Happy new year...hopefully
 
I don't have a positive attitude and I've more work then I want lol. My phone rings and I all ways think hope this is not a job lol
 
I don't have a positive attitude and I've more work then I want lol. My phone rings and I all ways think hope this is not a job lol
ah yes but you are truly special @clemo....
I laugh out loud at some of your posts and cannot get that film of the weather report out of my mind.....pmsl :birra: As I go on I find myself switching the 'phone off so I don't have to talk to customers, used to be just weekends now it goes off at dinner time somedays!!:p
 
Thanks for all the positive comments guys.

Clemo.... that bucket looks nothing like a dalek. I hear the daleks are coming back soon but you have to be no taller than 5" 2' to operate them. Also, the white dalek is always the supreme commander under Davros. I know I'm new here, and this may be a bit presumptuous of me, but based on your comment I question your leadership skills.With you in charge the first episode might go a bit like-

Grey Dalek: High energy particle beam is locked on target.
Gypsum Dalek: Incoming message
Clemo White Dalek: Jesus christ (in his best dalek voice) I hope that 'aint Davros again 'cos I'm not in the mood for exterminating the Earth right now.
Davros: Clemo?
Clemo: Yes Davros.
Davros: Eterminate the Earth
Clemo: What, now?
Davros immediately! I want to be supreme ruler of the universe... TODAY!
Clemo: I'm sorry Davros, but I don't work mondays.

Let me tell you how my luck is going these days. Went leafleting. Started raining as soon as I got in the motor. Sod it, I'm going anyway. Did 280, (leaflets, not mph) thought I'll round it up to 300 'cos it's getting dark now. Stuck leaflet 281 in and JESuS CHRIST! friggin dog bit my finger.

I could tell it was only a yappy little terrier type thing but the b*****d's bite was worse than it's bark. Imdex finger, blood everywhere. Friggin unbelievable, I swear I'm not making this up for entertainment sake. (I'm typing with digit no 2)

Had to knock on a nearby door for something to stop the bleeding. Drove back with it wrapped up like a sausage with paper kitchen towls. Don't want potential customers thinking I'm slashing me wrists 'cos Im that desperate for work,, or I'm some kind of vampire.

This is Knight, wet, soaked through, bitten, miserable, slightly poorer than last time I was here...the only thing left on the bad luck list will be to go out tomorrow and get run over by a driverless car.... signing off :)

BTW- Great job you've done here with the forum Danny.
 
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ah yes but you are truly special @clemo....
I laugh out loud at some of your posts and cannot get that film of the weather report out of my mind.....pmsl :birra: As I go on I find myself switching the 'phone off so I don't have to talk to customers, used to be just weekends now it goes off at dinner time somedays!!:p

I always answer and usually slur out any old shite.....helps them sleep at night.
Before i put the phone down i always think "just fuuck off"
 
you mention that you are Clacton based, are very hard town to find full time work in. high unemployment, low pay, have you not noticed the amount of traffic in the mornings leaving Clacton to work in Colchester, Ipswich or up the A12 to London ?
 
you mention that you are Clacton based, are very hard town to find full time work in. high unemployment, low pay, have you not noticed the amount of traffic in the mornings leaving Clacton to work in Colchester, Ipswich or up the A12 to London ?

Yeah.... life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
 
Latest update on RKL (radio knight live).

Hi, and if you've just tuned in you're just in time to get the latest update in our new regular feature Real Lives Matter, this week taking a look at the employment situation, or lack of it, as Britain pulls itself out of recession and limps towards the Brexit crisis.

Our Guest on the show today is Knight. We had to give him a spot, it was the only way we could stop him machine plastering our foyer..

DJ: Knight, welcome to the show
K: ........ " Is she married"?
DJ: Sorry, who, the producer you mean?... Uh yeah , I think.... Liz are you?... yeah, she's nodding...frantically.
So tell us, hows it all going?
K: s**t
DJ: No work yet?
K; Nah
DJ: What the hell were you thiniking, machine plastering our foyer in the dead of night?
K: I was thinking outside the box. I'm still gonna invoice you for it.
DJ: But it's just a bloody mess...
K: Well, I've never used a machine before. I would have got the hang of it after a few days....
DJ:Never mind all that tell us about the house a few doors down from you.
K: Yeah, it's been empty ever since we moved here. Then today a company from Battlebridge have started a 6 month gig there, so I spoke to the guy in charge. Forgot to ask what the company is called.
DJ: And, great news, he gave you some work.?
K: Just taken on somebody 5 days ago. Plasterer is off for a week but is starting there soon. We had a long chat, nice guy, asked what rate I wanted, said whatever is good for you. He said we're fair on that front, took my number. You'd think if they are there that long he might throw me a bone. I'm sure if he can he will.
DJ:Well good luck and thanks for coming in.
DK: Sure you don't want me to smooth it over?
DJ: No, no we're getting used to the textured look now. Either that or our lawers will sue you once you get back on your feet. Ah... has he gone? How the other half live, right here on the show, time for a weather update from simon in the sky...simon...simon in the sky with diamonds..what's it like over Clacton right now?

"Have to be quick here the helicopter is running on fumes due to that unplanned interview just now. Well we have very blustery wind in clacton today......"

DJ: Blustery...hmmm I like that word, gonna use it a few more times today ,unless the weather changes Guess I could use it in past tense.. was blustery, there I said it again.

That's it, stay tuned for the usual banal drivel that is compulsory in radio land, and remember, if you're sitting in traffic on the way to Colchester, Ipswich or London , feeling like a no no, looking like a rat leaving a sinking ship, remember...... some poor bastards would love to be on their way to work somewhere.

Knight
 
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