i work with my c**t of a brother as well but i love him dearly,,roll a fat one ring client and blame it on wanky brother and start tuesday,,long time dead mushI've got a cuunt of job to start tomorrow
brothers got my high stilts
hes in the pub and won't answer his phone
you love him though the lil f**k*r hey,,,go up there then get ya stilts have a few cheeky lines whilst supping on ur non alcholic fizzer,,game of killer with a joint hanging every pocket bobs ya uncle tomorrows clients are the enemy,,relax baby long time dead
nah my babes the mighty Portsmouth,,,
im all ears,,spesh cos im waiting for chicken shish kebab chilli sauce onion rings n coleslaw to knock the door,,feel a bit jittery actually like when ya see a bit of scrim droop on ya ceiling from across the room,,,boys you got to be a bit crackers to be a plastererI dont think hes awake
scoop a good dollop of coleslaw into an onion ring and quaff pronto,,erstwhile get yaself a good finger full of charred chicken smothered in hot chilli sauce accompanied with some fresh crunchy salad and get it in there ya bloody buggers
thats bad my love,,i dont know where you stand with said "plasterer" (probs outside),,,,not everything is lost though, like some of my colleagues said on here if all fails with shittty plasterer fine fill it, either get a friend (decorater) or do it urself,,rub it down till satisfactory,,i feel ashamed of my trade that you have been done over like this,,,mind you its only a wall and not the end of life as we know it,,,,,to intense ?,,i,ll be offski
to be honest the brim on those hats would make a nice skimmer for those skillin ceilings hey
dillema there, what makes ya think he will get it right 2nd time around,,,its the last thing she wants i reckon,,back to brickwork it was,,i know this sounds s**t but lining paper it
the more you gaze at it the more haunted you become
I was supposed to be working today. Was working yesterday. Need to play catch up from isolating but I’m f**k*d! Covid is horrible, it’s drained me and I was lugging all my gear and buckets of water up ladders into an open loft….. I looked like a campaign for Water Aid yesterday! Loljust finished work mate
too tired to think
or too hungover
f**k**g hell..murder most horrid,,im guessing your married
All to keep a roof over Si's head , I'm sure he's not grateful enough , remind him that Bally would be more understanding of your hardships
I knew the score the moment I met him , he's got classic symptomsAnd I came home and tea wasn’t on the table!
Turd. not even close
turd !,,turd,,yes a good old fashioned word turd
At school there was a kid we called him Turd
If only you was the beutiful sister @essexandy
was it a wincey face,,you saying turd might of brought one on,,,maybe thats why you called him turd in the 1st place,,
Exactly mate. @JessThePlasterer's poor old dad had to pay a fair amount for her husband to take her on. Apparently he wishes he'd asked for more.
He said that was called a dowery and everyone did it?
He was confused face
yep,,shat himself,,,old Turdy
