Not far behind

[ChrispyUK]

U steal bikes

You need a bike?

 

[John j]

Yer daft t**t!

We got that bath in sale all singing and dancing bubbles. Massager . Lights pillows. No f**k*r even bothers with em now . Not even kids

 

[ChrispyUK]

We got that bath in sale all singing and dancing bubbles. Massager . Lights pillows. No f**k*r even bothers with em now . Not even kids

That actually is you?

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Aaaaah this thread!! Lol!! You big bunch of bubbly softies!

 

[lurpak]

That actually is you?

Imagine walking in wrong door n seeing that s**t

 

[paulf]

You need a bike?

U got bike

 

[John j]

You need a bike?

Believe it or not I have a bike for sale . Special price

 

[ChrispyUK]

Imagine walking in wrong door n seeing that s**t

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Our father
Which art in heaven
Hallowed be thy name

 

[ChrispyUK]

Believe it or not I have a bike for sale . Special price

Does it come with a free trowel?

 

[paulf]

Believe it or not I have a bike for sale . Special price

 

[ChrispyUK]

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Perfection

 

[John j]

That actually is you?

Dont be daft . I have tons of pics of blokes in bath on me phone

 

[John j]

Does it come with a free trowel?

Mediflex

 

[Smudger1]

 

[lurpak]

 

[ChrispyUK]

Mediflex

Sorry. Forgot it won’t be free

 

[John j]

Sorry. Forgot it won’t be free

I.m offering cash with it now

 

[ChrispyUK]

I.m offering cash with it now

Eh?

 

[Cockney]

I.M A B.I.G P.U.S.S.Y R.E.A.L.L.Y!!!

FFS!!!

 

[essexandy]

@Gibbo
@zombie
And the beautiful @essexandy

Since when did lying in the bath forever become the best part of my day lol.

Soaking this shite out of my skin and relaxing.

Ive hit middle age

The only time I have a bath is if my back is playing up. Even then I have a shower afterwards.

 

[Retired Spread]

 

[John j]

The only time I have a bath is if my back is playing up. Even then I have a shower afterwards.

Why

 

[smoother09]

Prefer a shower personally problem with baths if you knock one out could end up anywhere

 

[essexandy]

Why

After a day at work, laying in my own filth isn't my idea of fun. Nice hot shower and I feel invigorated again.

 

[smoother09]

After a day at work, laying in my own filth isn't my idea of fun. Nice hot shower and I feel invigorated again.

I personally think baths are filth!! Reminds me of when I was a kid and having to get in the bath after my brother to save hot water yuk! Showing my age showers all the way!

 

[lurpak]

Pffft baths much fresher

 

[smoother09]

Pffft baths much fresher

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Is that radox

 

[John j]

Cant have a beer in shower

 

[smoother09]

Cant have a beer in shower

Alcoholic

 

[John j]

Alcoholic

If you dont have a beer in bath you kot worked hard enough

 

[Topspread16]

If you dont have a beer in bath you kot worked hard enough

I worked for a para once his back was in a right state from jumping out of planes he reckoned. Collapsed vertebrae, bulging discs could hardly walk had several ops his next op was 50/50 whether he would be paralysed was early 40s. He thought he was doing his back good sitting in a hot bath, specialists said it’s the worse thing for your back. Heats your back into a curve when you get out it cools down like that. Showers and regular stretches have helped him more than the ops he reckons. Would like to know how he is now, was 8-9 year ago since I worked for him.

 

[theclemo]

Got to love the bath after being rendering in the rain all day. And a wank to in the bath just to make it that bit more special.

 

[Cockney]

Got to love the bath after being rendering in the rain all day. And a wank to in the bath just to make it that bit more special.

Nothing like cumming over your own face eh mate! Hahahahaha!!

 

[Danny]

since parenthood... I appreciate silence soooo much more