Ok. The truth about me

[Removed_User]

Whatever man. I’m just going to leave you to it now

 

[Gibbo]

I suppose we’ll just have to take your word for it that you’re a plasterer!

..... or maybe we could go off all the knowledge you’ve shared on here, the fact you’ve never asked basic puzzling questions or simply your general know-how etc

Your my favourite on here now

 

[Removed_User]

Your my favourite on here now

jesus

 

[Gibbo]

Yeah my certificates are lies... f**k**g Christ. What puzzling questions? Taking general interest on how people are doing things. f**k off will you. You're so high and mighty and think you're untouchable

Jess was replying to me so wind it in a bit

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Your my favourite on here now

Is that all I had to do all this time? Just say some nice things about you? Gibbo you little s**t yer!

 

[Gibbo]

jesus

Jesus you need to calm down a bit mate

 

[Removed_User]

Jess was replying to me so wind it in a bit

Me? Never

 

[lurpak]

Jesus you need to calm down a bit mate

Now? Lol

 

[Removed_User]

Jesus you need to calm down a bit mate

I'm calm. Trust me. I've never dealt with such a shower of miserablists in all my life. When people actively want others to fail, I cannot stand it. It's a horrible character trait to have and I'll react in the exact way I see fit. I'm not here to suit people yet I find myself posting pics of my f**k**g qualifications to prove I never did courses. It's sad. I'm also raging at myself it bothers me. It's just unfortunate I can't show how good I am at this current time

 

[Gibbo]

Me? Never

Mate I aint got one bit of a problem with you but you aint doing yourself any favours with your replies just let it all wash over sit back and chill

 

[zombie]

f**k me!

Can you imagine caring this much to be accepted by complete strangers on an internet forum!

I wouldnt even mind but your missus has got an arse id never leave the house for never mind waste so much time talking to us losers!!

Mate seriously stop trying soooooo much and chill!

 

[Removed_User]

f**k me!

Can you imagine caring this much to be accepted by complete strangers on an internet forum!

I wouldnt even mind but your missus has got an arse id never leave the house for never mind waste so much time talking to us losers!!

Mate seriously stop trying soooooo much and chill!

She's not here tonight mate

 

[John j]

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Cant make donald trump out

 

[John j]

f**k me!

Can you imagine caring this much to be accepted by complete strangers on an internet forum!

I wouldnt even mind but your missus has got an arse id never leave the house for never mind waste so much time talking to us losers!!

Mate seriously stop trying soooooo much and chill!

Its his daughter ffs

 

[lurpak]

Cant make donald trump out

Keep looking and tilt your head slightly to the right. Once you see it, you can’t unsee it. It’s f**k**g uncanny

 

[Wilkie102]

where is his misses? Pictures please

 

[puddove]

Who out the old school on here has paper work .

still got my hundred yard breast stroke certificate

 

[Cockney]

where is his misses? Pictures please

Hahahahaha!!!

 

[superspread]

Who out the old school on here has paper work .

I do , city and guilds , advanced city and guilds , apprentice of the year,

Means fu ck all tho , I totally agree

 

[paulf]

where is his misses? Pictures please

Here you go, the boys punching likes,as they say round here.
https://www.plasterersforum.com/threads/just-back.72479/#post-1160033

 

[Wilkie102]

lovely jubbly

 

[Removed_User]

Aye she's lovely. Punching f**k all mate.

 

[ChrispyUK]

I think the only paperwork required here are some more of Chrispy's cue cards

 

[superspread]

I do , city and guilds , advanced city and guilds , apprentice of the year,

Means fu ck all tho , I totally agree

That said I am the b*ll***s

 

[John j]

I do , city and guilds , advanced city and guilds , apprentice of the year,

Means fu ck all tho , I totally agree

Bro in law had to go do a course to get a certificate to get on a site even though he had been doing it years . Said it was all kids straight out college who didnt hsve a clue

 

[superspread]

Bro in law had to go do a course to get a certificate to get on a site even though he had been doing it years . Said it was all kids straight out college who didnt hsve a clue

I can well believe it, I’ve never had a cscs in my life

 

[lurpak]

That's why he is coming back to UK to earn some cash, he can't keep up with the monthly payments for the girlfriend experience.

 

[Removed_User]

That's why he is coming back to UK to earn some cash, he can't keep up with the monthly payments for the girlfriend experience.

Brilliant joke mate. How long did that take to come up with?

 

[lurpak]

Brilliant joke mate. How long did that take to come up with?

Bout as long as it took the rohypnol to kick in

 

[John j]

I can well believe it, I’ve never had a cscs in my life

I dont think it was cscs . I.m sure it was a nvq or summet.

 

[paulf]

Who out the old school on here has paper work .

Found them.

 

[ChrispyUK]

Found them.
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Paperwork, not the dead sea scrolls!

 

[paulf]

Paperwork, not the dead sea scrolls!

Signed at midnight on a full moon on Friday the 13th, in blood of course.

 

[ChrispyUK]

Signed at midnight on a full moon on Friday the 13th, in blood of course.

Of course, now what about that tongue punch?!

 

[paulf]

Of course, now what about that tongue punch?!

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