Payment

[Stevieo]

That big boil on his head.

f**k off you. It's a good boil that.

 

[Stewie03]

So he didn’t pay you and you had the opportunity to smash up your work and all you did was make it shiny ? Painter could of just rubbed pole sander over it and builder gets free plastering . I call bullshit .

It was a very long time ago mate i had not long gone it alone I was happy to take work on and build up a name for myself this was my first ever job for a builder in the hope it would bring more my way in hindsight yes I should of smashed up the job to bits,I was naive to think that well over polishing the walls would of caused him a pain in the arse but I was young and learnt from these mistakes In terms of plastering and builders

 

[Mike googlebottom]

It was a very long time ago mate i had not long gone it alone I was happy to take work on and build up a name for myself this was my first ever job for a builder in the hope it would bring more my way in hindsight yes I should of smashed up the job to bits,I was naive to think that well over polishing the walls would of caused him a pain in the arse but I was young and learnt from these mistakes In terms of plastering and builders

 

[Topspread16]

Yes chainsaws are the ultimate weapon for fuking jobs up

Oil in a nerf gun

 

[Fatarm]

Do it for free......then you dont have to chase them for payment

 

[John j]

nice mate I do the same

I do me own tiling lol

 

[lurpak]

I do me own tiling lol

same lol

 

[John j]

same lol

Tight c**t lol

 

[Cockney]

I do me own tiling lol

Bet you do you’re own electrical work, plumbing work and cut you’re own hair too!

 

[John j]

Bet you do you’re own electrical work, plumbing work and cut you’re own hair too!

Even married mi sen so I cant loose in another divorce

 

[Ftp321]

I do me own tiling lol

I'm earning his wages X3 so don't see the point in doing it, and he's s**t hot

 

[Cockney]

Even married mi sen so I cant loose in another divorce

#Prenuptial

 

[John j]

#Prenuptial

Tried it couldnt agree with me sen

 

[Cockney]

Tried it couldnt agree with me sen

So tell me mate, what’s it like fingering your self?

 

[lurpak]

So tell me mate, what’s it like fingering your self?

 

[John j]

So tell me mate, what’s it like fingering your self?

Like you ant F*****g tried

 

[jamesthefirst]

I've had a tiler at my house for the last 4 days on day rate I pay him every night as he's getting in the van with a thank you very much it's appreciated mate

I came home one night and tiler was just finishing....
Shagging my missus!
He got in the van with a thank you very much appreciated mate!

 

[Retired Spread]

 

[Cockney]

Like you ant F*****g tried

How very dare you!...........



















I’d never finger a gingers bum!

 

[Ftp321]

I came home one night and tiler was just finishing....
Shagging my missus!
He got in the van with a thank you very much appreciated mate!

I thought plasterers had bigger Dick's than tiler's

 

[John j]

How very dare you!...........



















I’d never finger a gingers bum!

I thought plasterers had bigger Dick's than tiler's

Who cares as long as tilings finished

 

[John j]

How very dare you!...........



















I’d never finger a gingers bum!

You 100 percent on that

 

[jamesthefirst]

I thought plasterers had bigger Dick's than tiler's

mine went limp a long time ago!

 

[Cockney]

You 100 percent on thatView attachment 42226

Tramp stamps on her ankles. Urgh!!

 

[John j]

Tramp stamps on her ankles. Urgh!!

Omg she.s got ankles.





Sure your a bloke lol

 

[superspread]

How many days do you give people I usually give them a week.piss me off when you got ask people for money after you given them invoice . From next year I'm going to have black book for people that don't pay and I will not work for them again.

No you won’t!

 

[Cockney]

Omg she.s got ankles.





Sure your a bloke lol

Oh s**t I’ve been rumbled!!

 

[superspread]

I give them a week. From now on if I've got ask for it after a week ther name are going in the black book and the will not see me again. One of my new year resolution

Until you sit indoors for two weeks with no work!

 

[tapit]

The guy I do most for can be a bit of a dick about money sometimes.

At first I cursed him for being too powerful a customer. Then I realised...just stop the f**k**g job dead and he'll soon pay up when he realises that there'll be no stevo, no plumber, no spark, no labourer and no f**k all until the cash lands in my bank.

So the hours and matts go in on a Thursday and I don't start til half nine on a Monday. No dosh, no start at all.

The first week I did it he text me Tues to ask how I was getting on with some tiling.

Sent him this.



He's got better a

 

[tapit]

The guy I do most for can be a bit of a dick about money sometimes.

At first I cursed him for being too powerful a customer. Then I realised...just stop the f**k**g job dead and he'll soon pay up when he realises that there'll be no stevo, no plumber, no spark, no labourer and no f**k all until the cash lands in my bank.

So the hours and matts go in on a Thursday and I don't start til half nine on a Monday. No dosh, no start at all.

The first week I did it he text me Tues to ask how I was getting on with some tiling.

Sent him this.



He's got better at paying since.

Saw Them at roundhay park leeds in eighties, six of us in old mini from Brum.

 

[Stevieo]

Saw Them at roundhay park leeds in eighties, six of us in old mini from Brum.

You were lucky to get out alive.

 

[tapit]

You were lucky to get out alive.

i was too pissed to care back then.

 

[carys]

Until you sit indoors for two weeks with no work!

Always got something to do m8 if I'm not plastering il paint or bit slabbing. But always flat out plastering

 

[carys]

No you won’t!

I would of agreed whith you 2 to 3 years ago. But when you have found your place in life morgatge nearly cleared income frome property. Only thing I've got to say fuk them from now on

 

[carys]

had a black book for years pal farmers are the worst in our area just stay with the ones that pay

Your spot on ther m8