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JessThePlasterer said:
All in good time my friend, all in good time. I’ve only been on here 5 years so just getting warmed up.... you just wait... wait.... bear with... hang on.... it’s coming............
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JessThePlasterer said:
Um... just noticed @algeeman that the little boy monkey (you) has got a little willy that the little girl monkey (me) appears to literally be jumping on.... sooooooo just to clarify it was more about the hug.. :X3::LOL:
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Uploading more of your wedding night debauchery jess? :D
 
Joy said:
Benefit of the doubt? I’m so confused! Sorry. I’m just a young woman with no clue and the plasterer didn’t tell me what to do and when I called him today he got crappy with me and now I see it not drying much I’m getting concerned. No trap just needed advise. I appreciate all the helpful comments. I’ve got the small window open tonight but it’s only 8 degrees/47 Fahrenheit tonight
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Occasionally members create a sock puppet and come on in disguise.
JessThePlasterer said:
Fine by me, your general attitude is getting a bit boring I’ll grant you... having to read you give out weird advice, then ask very basic questions, then unleash a bit of random anger, and then retreat into trying to look wounded when someone calls you out for what I find to be simple rudeness.... I think you’re what the paras would call a Walt .

Nuff said
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Nice one Jess. I thought ole ******* had started to get it but there he is, blazing away at his own dinghy and got up early to do it, no less.

Point of order. All branches of the services use the term Walt. It refers to a liar. Specifically, a liar (usually but not exclusively, a civilian) who tells his porkies to glorify himself.

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This is a Walt Hunter.



The term you were looking for is Irritating Baldy Headed Bell End.
 
Stevieo said:
Occasionally members create a sock puppet and come on in disguise.


Nice one Jess. I thought ole ******* had started to get it but there he is, blazing away at his own dinghy and got up early to do it, no less.

Point of order. All branches of the services use the term Walt. It refers to a liar. Specifically, a liar (usually but not exclusively, a civilian) who tells his porkies to glorify himself.

Plaster drying


This is a Walt Hunter.



The term you were looking for is Irritating Baldy Headed Bell End.
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You forgot ginger
 
Stevieo said:
Occasionally members create a sock puppet and come on in disguise.


Nice one Jess. I thought ole ******* had started to get it but there he is, blazing away at his own dinghy and got up early to do it, no less.

Point of order. All branches of the services use the term Walt. It refers to a liar. Specifically, a liar (usually but not exclusively, a civilian) who tells his porkies to glorify himself.

Plaster drying


This is a Walt Hunter.



The term you were looking for is Irritating Baldy Headed Bell End.
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Ha ha, been watching this guy too for last month or so...absolutely brilliant :D
 
Stevieo said:
Occasionally members create a sock puppet and come on in disguise.


Nice one Jess. I thought ole ******* had started to get it but there he is, blazing away at his own dinghy and got up early to do it, no less.

Point of order. All branches of the services use the term Walt. It refers to a liar. Specifically, a liar (usually but not exclusively, a civilian) who tells his porkies to glorify himself.

Plaster drying


This is a Walt Hunter.



The term you were looking for is Irritating Baldy Headed Bell End.
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Goddamned impersonators!
 
JessThePlasterer said:
Um... just noticed @algeeman that the little boy monkey (you) has got a little willy that the little girl monkey (me) appears to literally be jumping on.... sooooooo just to clarify it was more about the hug.. :X3: :LOL:
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See all I'm getting from that is that; yes you will jump straight onto someone you've never meet, but only if they've got a big willy.
Honestly this place was a haven of innocent fun until you arrived with your wanten ways.
 
JessThePlasterer said:
Fine by me, your general attitude is getting a bit boring I’ll grant you... having to read you give out weird advice, then ask very basic questions, then unleash a bit of random anger, and then retreat into trying to look wounded when someone calls you out for what I find to be simple rudeness.... I think you’re what the paras would call a Walt .

Nuff said
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I like maltmans random anger it makes me lol
 
Lodan said:
I like maltmans random anger it makes me lol
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Just bizarre I don’t get it. And fine, whatever I haven’t previously said anything about it but I happen to quite like this forum and it’s a bad representation when someone poses a simple question and gets called a pervert for no reason. It’s not banter it’s dumb.

Although I do find some of his advice funny... leave the powder to soak into the water for awhile before you mix it :rolleyes: yaaaaawn
 
JessThePlasterer said:
Just bizarre I don’t get it. And fine, whatever I haven’t previously said anything about it but I happen to quite like this forum and it’s a bad representation when someone poses a simple question and gets called a pervert for no reason. It’s not banter it’s dumb.

Although I do find some of his advice funny... leave the powder to soak into the water for awhile before you mix it :rolleyes: yaaaaawn
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Unfortunately jess i was blessed with a very high iq. So i see things before others. I seen ***** was a bellend immediately. Everyone else is just catching up
 
lurpak said:
Unfortunately jess i was blessed with a very high iq. So i see things before others. I seen ***** was a bellend immediately. Everyone else is just catching up
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We bow before your greatness..... probably...

Thinking about it I should probably be made a mod too now... or queen... either really! :numberone::birra:
 
lurpak said:
Unfortunately jess i was blessed with a very high iq. So i see things before others. I seen ***** was a bellend immediately. Everyone else is just catching up
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High IQ or large ego....who knows
 
LarryTheLag said:
I've re-read it -

'and I wasn’t told to leave any form of ventilation in the room'

Have I assumed wrong as in don't leave windows open and things like that?

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Airflow is good makes it dry faster
 
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